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For anyone who doesn’t know what Malort is. I’ve never had it but watching people try it is just as hilarious as watching people try surstrommingNah, she beat that with a few Virginia Slims and a shot of Malort
It's a genetic marker. It glows under ultraviolet light and lets the government know you were vaccinated as child.What the helll!!!
Had a friend that picked up what seemed to be a nice young girl at the local club. (Back in the '80's and yes she was over 21) Well, they eventually had sex. Something happened to her at home at her parents house. They found her passed out in the shower. My friend soon developed an infection on his member which caused blisters that broke and left a divot in the shaft and was slowly eating away. Nasty shit.She’s good at what she does. Don’t come looking for me when the open sores in your bathing suit area develop their own sores either. Seriously, don’t ask. Nobody has been able to figure out what is happening
Hong Kong Ding DongHad a friend that picked up what seemed to be a nice young girl at the local club. (Back in the '80's and yes she was over 21) Well, they eventually had sex. Something happened to her at home at her parents house. They found her passed out in the shower. My friend soon developed an infection on his member which caused blisters that broke and left a divot in the shaft and was slowly eating away. Nasty shit.
He went to the Doc and and he said that he hadn't seen anything like that since Vietnam. I remember my friend saying it was Shankroid. The girl had a bad infection of it. YUK!!!!!!!
Had a Main coon that was 28 lbs. SHE had paws as big around as a beer can. Her chest was 12 inches wide. I could not put my hands around her neck and touch my fingers and thumbs together. She would growl at the door when someone came to it loud enough to be heard on the other side. She was hell on wheels.Hahahahhahahahahahaha, you haven’t met little satan. He would kill you in your sleep. Ungrateful little shit
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For anyone who doesn’t know what Malort is. I’ve never had it but watching people try it is just as hilarious as watching people try surstromming
I wonder if I just got a blow job if would count..........I wonder how fucked up her childhood was to lead to this unbelievably self-destructive behavior.
I also question the brainpower of any human male willing to participate in this disgusting event.
Ok that’s creapy
In a normal world. Perhaps without suffrage. They would be sunk on sight
She's gonna make a good wife and mother someday.I wonder how fucked up her childhood was to lead to this unbelievably self-destructive behavior.
I also question the brainpower of any human male willing to participate in this disgusting event.
now that's real love.Come on @Dirty D if you needed money for a hotel room just call me. I would have popped for a night at Motel 6 for you.
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When the jizz comes out her nose, she is full.She's gonna make a good wife and mother someday.![]()
I wonder how fucked up her childhood was to lead to this unbelievably self-destructive behavior.
I also question the brainpower of any human male willing to participate in this disgusting event.