This is why parents should have kids in pairs. 
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Load it with a mix of chickenshit, skunk juice, and indelible pink dye..
naw man, you are over thinking it, straight pig shit will do the trick nicely.
Simple pigshit would wash off too easily. The indelible dye and skunk juice would stay for months. Unless their Islamic, then the pigshit would be appropriate.
mmm, you have never been around a pig operation, that pig shit smell infiltrates everything within a mile or more.
it stays in clothing, vehicles, everything.... it doesn't wash out. it will last to the point that the person stained with the shit cant even smell it anymore, but everyone else still can
fucking beyond nasty
Also, don't forget that the lion is a lazy prick who sends his lioness out to do all the hunting while he sleeps all day.
I’ll have to put this on the shelf right next to my lightbulb repair kit!
Like a true king.Also, don't forget that the lion is a lazy prick who sends his lioness out to do all the hunting while he sleeps all day.
His pants are below his knees. He had already self-bolo-wrapped.
I go every once in a while to ensure that there are at least some unhealthy items in the basket. I buy all the meat either at Sam's or the meat market, and oversee the vacuum packing and freezing. I just don't trust a woman's eyes to assess marbling. Perhaps I'm a misogynists.
