Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

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I know who that is, definitely would

 

[cas6969]

I guess getting a hand job is out.

She lost her arms in a horrible photoshop accident.

 

[cas6969]

 

[cas6969]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[Dirty D]

Nah I’m a screamer

So do your goats

 

[Dirty D]

I can attest.

Did your hand get tired?

 

[akmike47]

So do your goats

Your tab is due

 

[akmike47]

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Damn who’s that

 

[Aftermath]

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That there canned Barbecue sauce ain't never seen the inside of any bottle....and them there canned ribs ain't cheap neither.

 

[Dirty D]

@Dirty D

Bro… you should really check who you are texting with… Signal is not a secure as you think! I knew you Coasties floated a different direction, but damn!

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How was I supposed to know that your mom was going to hit the prostate with her tongue? It was impressive really.

 

[Aftermath]

Damn who’s that

Her name is retirement number 1.

 

[Dirty D]

Shits foul^. Almost as bad as the ignored dirty ds tanks

 

[Dirty D]

You’d hate my mom she’s skinny

What happened to you?

 

[akmike47]

What happened to you?

Life

 

[BurtG]

 

[Dirty D]

Only 1 in a thousand people can do this.....................................and all of you are going to try.

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This is how I have been fingering your nana for 2 decades, suck it loser!

 

[Dirty D]

Fatness, extra chromosomes and HIV

Bruh!

 

[Dirty D]

I don't know what that is....???

It’s OK, your old lady does.

 

[Dirty D]

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Tell me you live in AZ without telling me you live in AZ

 

[Dirty D]

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Those whales will be sperm whales by the time I’m done!

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

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That first pic has been enhanced. I’m a sucker for the gingers with freckles, but that photoshop is a little much. The original is way better.

 

[Dirty D]

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If she looked like that he wouldn’t be here. Now if she looked like this…

 

[Dirty D]

Your tab is due

I’m going to stiff you (again)

 

[143lrsd]

How was I supposed to know that your mom was going to hit the prostate with her tongue? It was impressive really.

Wow, please tell her I said hello because, she’s been gone for 3 years now.

 

[cas6969]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

This is how I have been fingering your nana for 2 decades, suck it loser!
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And she appreciates it too.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

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Now the stinky saddle horns are making sense.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Be Square]

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If his mom looked like that, he wouldn't be here....

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[lash]

That's a very simple claim, unless they don't have a Code Upgrade rider on the policy.
Scope the structure as is
Calculate code upgrade requirements
Personal contents inventory
Temporary living expenses
Tree and debris removal
Hazmat abatement (lead based paint, asbestos insulation or texturing)
Permits - 3-6 months
Wait 12-18 months for the contractor to start building
Move back in 36-48 months later

Yup, pretty much. I’ve seen some make it in less time but that’s fairly accurate.

 

[168BTHPM]

Last night a mass syringe attack on women in Paris with over 100 women at a music festival being stabbed with syringes, now a mass shooting Nimes France.

 

[Whiskey Tango Foxtrot]

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[168BTHPM]

Well for one, she pegged @Dirty D like a stray goat in Afghanistan.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[WaywardSon]

Phriday

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[BG94591]

 

[nockhunter]

 

[Charlie112]

Well for one, she pegged @Dirty D like a stray goat in Afghanistan.

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Gathering eggs, milking the cow and cutting off a snakes head with a garden hoe while the yard dog had it busy.. all great times!!!!! N️6-8 years old I think..no D at that time that I remember….

 

[nockhunter]

 

[cas6969]

 

[cas6969]

 

[nockhunter]