Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[The D]

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I need this for all of the times I eat a bag of shrooms and try to play chess…

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[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

Anyone wanna help @Dirty D find his glasses .......

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[JerkyFreak]

 

[nockhunter]

 

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[Dirty D]

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Can’t trust pussy

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

No you can’t get the 45 seconds it took you to read that back, no refunds bitches!

 

[The D]

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No you can’t get the 45 seconds it took you to read that back, no refunds bitches!

I’m going to fuck your mom for another 45 seconds to make up for this trash, you trash goblin

 

[22Hshots]

I’m going to fuck your mom for another 45 seconds to make up for this trash, you trash goblin

So now she'll get a full 90 seconds? Is pushing yourself backwards on a strap-on really considered "fucking her"?

 

[Dirty D]

I’m going to fuck your mom for another 45 seconds to make up for this trash, you trash goblin

So you’re telling me that she gets another 45 seconds of disappointment, did she even wake up when you got started?

 

[Dirty D]

So now she'll get a full 90 seconds? Is pushing yourself backwards on a strap-on really considered "fucking her"?

Don’t bust his bubble, it’s all he’s got.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

I’m going to fuck your mom for another 45 seconds to make up for this trash, you trash goblin

So 3 more times?

 

[Dirty D]

 

[The D]

So you’re telling me that she gets another 45 seconds of disappointment, did she even wake up when you got started?

So now she'll get a full 90 seconds? Is pushing yourself backwards on a strap-on really considered "fucking her"?

Don’t know and don’t care. I made two messes on her, that’s all that counts

 

[akmike47]

Don’t know and don’t care. I made two messes on her, that’s all that counts

Sharting when you cum doesn’t make you a squirter

 

[The D]

Sharting when you cum doesn’t make you a squirter

It does if I make a mess on the far wall and/or the ceiling

 

[mudholestomper]

I would have laid the guitar on the ground and pissed on it, then pissed on each of those communists when they came over to protest.

 

[EddieNFL]

I would have laid the guitar on the ground and pissed on it, then pissed on each of those communists when they came over to protest.

Who is Green Day?

 

[akmike47]

Who is Green Day?

Group of whiny fagglets

 

[Jefe's Dope]

There are a lot of Sheriffs in Florida who treat criminals exactly the same with one exception. They don't go on the news about it. Or, at least rarely do so.

Not gonna lie though, I love Grady's briefings.

My neighbor states the the Brevard County Sheriff lives down the street from us. I thought it was just a deputy, there's a sherif's SUV parked out front often, but she believes it's the actual sheriff.

 

[Blackdirt Cowboy]

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This sums up my two boys perfectly.

 

[Mike Casselton]

My neighbor states the the Brevard County Sheriff lives down the street from us. I thought it was just a deputy, there's a sherif's SUV parked out front often, but she believes it's the actual sheriff.

Most of those guys drive unmarked vehicles.
I know the one south of me does because we've been friends since 1973.

The one my wife works for also drives unmarked.

Same with their majors and colonels.

 

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[Aftermath]

My neighbor states the the Brevard County Sheriff lives down the street from us. I thought it was just a deputy, there's a sherif's SUV parked out front often, but she believes it's the actual sheriff.

You better straighten up. Have your neighbor give out the "cah, cah" "cah, cah" when that SUV is headed your way and shit.

 

[BurtG]

Most of those guys drive unmarked vehicles.
I know the one south of me does because we've been friends since 1973.

The one my wife works for also drives unmarked.

Same with their majors and colonels.

You took FTP wayyyy too literal

 

[Dirty D]

@Barneybdb looks so perplexed