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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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So they won't let you slide on the pole anymore?
Do they not let you back into the clubhouse after you retire or quit?
I mean, I really don't know what the rules of the firehouse are. Are they something like the rules for Fight Club?
Why the fuck would you hang out somewhere you don’t work? I get you’re making an attempt at a joke, but it’s pretty weak. Keep trying you’ll stumble on a good one eventually
 
Headed for a Fire Base or an Infantry Resupply. Cases of Bud, and a PX Box. The box had stateside candy boxes (Jujubes, Jr Mints, Gum anll in stateside packaging) and cartons of cigarettes. This could either be the first run or the last run, and often the beer was a gift of the BN commander, or thoughtful Supply Sgt. two cans a piece. I took mine, and since I didn’t drink, would trade them for the more desirable candies or a can of pineapple chunks. BTW, the CO would say every time, “drink em now, I don’t want to hear a can opening tonight on watch.” VN, 1968/69- 101 Airborne.
 
Headed for a Fire Base or an Infantry Resupply. Cases of Bud, and a PX Box. The box had stateside candy boxes (Jujubes, Jr Mints, Gum anll in stateside packaging) and cartons of cigarettes. This could either be the first run or the last run, and often the beer was a gift of the BN commander, or thoughtful Supply Sgt. two cans a piece. I took mine, and since I didn’t drink, would trade them for the more desirable candies or a can of pineapple chunks. BTW, the CO would say every time, “drink em now, I don’t want to hear a can opening tonight on watch.” VN, 1968/69- 101 Airborne.

Fuck hippies with a rusty fire hydrant.
 
I can honestly say, as an ex-high school math teacher (amongst a few other professions) that I would bone each and every one. Or all of them. I mean, individually or as a covey. Yeah...math...not fucking poetry. Singularity or plurality..I don't really fucking know. As my duty as an oldasfuckMarine...I would give my absolute best effort to prevent these gals from corrupting minors.

Those fuckers can wait their turn
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Firehouses around here = Bar, kitchen, many Tv's, pool tables. pinball/arcade games, lots of couches and recliners. Some setup so nice they rent them out like catering halls. Keeps them ready to respond and away from the wife. Often, not counting strip malls or the Home Depot type buildings, the firehouse is the largest building in town. They're out of control.

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We operate out of a converted grocery store we bought with money borrowed from a bank.
We installed the doors, raised the ceiling and other stuff needed ourselves
We do all our truck builds
What we recieve from tax dollars barely pays for insurance and fire hall electricity.
We hold fundraisers to pay the bills to keep the doors open to drop what we're doing to volunteer our time to fight fire when the page goes off
We are not the same
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I’ve been attacked by a Brahman they are natural born assholes. Shitty part is I was out in the open far from any fences and it kept throwing me into the air and hooking me into the ground while trying to stomp on me. Id jump up running and it would let me gain a little distance then come fuck me up again. At one point I was thrown on its neck and riding it wasn’t much better so my bull riding career started and ended abruptly 😆

100+ yards seems like 3 miles with over 1000 pounds of hate trying to kill you and throwing you every few feet.
 
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Why the fuck would you hang out somewhere you don’t work? I get you’re making an attempt at a joke, but it’s pretty weak. Keep trying you’ll stumble on a good one eventually
Awe, did I touch your soft spot. I thought you had thicker skin than that.

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But I did.