Jane Fonda making death plans. Is that anti-aircraft gun in Viet Nam still available?

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Jane Fonda, 87, already ironed out her final days and made burial plans​

Story by James Desborough & Nikki Onafuye
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Hollywood movie icon and political activist Jane Fonda has picked her specific burial plans and location as she maps out out her final days. Mother of three Fonda admitted that she has taken time to consider how she wants to end her days with a desire to be "at peace" with her family. Fonda has turned to therapy, aged 87, to help work through how to be in a great place with her kids.

Fonda has decided to be wrapped in a sheet and buried in a field area in a cemetery alongside her second husband, author and activist Tom Hayden, in Santa Monica, California. The environmentalist will not be cremated over the smoke damage.
Hayden, whom she married in 1973, was officially laid to rest at Woodlawn Cemetery in 2016. The Barbarella star wants to take her final breath surrounded by her closest friends and family.

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Jane Fonda and daughter Vanessa Vadim© Getty
Fonda confirmed: "I know where I'm going to be buried. I've worked it all out. Cremation is bad because it puts chemicals into the atmosphere. The idea of being buried in a wooden box is anathema to me. I'm going to be wrapped in a sheet and put in a hole next to my second husband, who is buried in Santa Monica in a place which is like a native field with native grasses and no headstones, and it's drought-resistant.

Jane Fonda is making death plans at 87. Is that anti-aircraft gun in Viet Nam still available??



"And I don't want the kids to have to go to different places to commune with us. And I believe we can commune with the dead.' Fonda reflected on how death is a topic on her mind. "I think about my death a lot, and I think that that's very healthy. That thinking about death gives meaning to life, you know? At 60, I thought a lot about 'okay this is my last act. This is it.' First 30 years, second 30 years, my last 30 years."

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"What do I want to get out of it? I want to end it with no regrets, or at least as few regrets as possible. Okay, that means, because if you visualise your death, None of us know how we're going to die, but it's good to have an idea."
"I want to be in my bed in my home surrounded by people who love me. That means I'm going to have to be sure that people love me. I have to earn some love between now and then during my third act. And my dad never spoke when he was dying. I want to be able to talk and give, you know, impart some thoughts and wisdom. I've thought about all that."

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Let’s rent a bus so we can line up and piss on her grave!!

 

[EddieNFL]

Let’s rent a bus so we can line up and piss on her grave!!

The line will be long.

 

[ironman56]

That lying,conniving ,coyote, cunt, traitor can burn in hell instead of cremation, never forgive Hanoi Jane.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^^ Not to mention was at the leading edge of Woke with her Atlanta Braves BS...

And of course made herself rich with exercise videos in the 1980's... because she was not rich enough. Capitalist who the commies would have taken out back and shot 5 minutes after the Revolution. Fucking attention-whore, commie Wannabe...hippie POS.

Yeah... can 100 percent burn in hell.

May the line be at least 58,220 people long. Plus their families, friends and anyone else whose lives were destroyed by her and her ilk. By 'ilk' I mean the pieces of shit 60's radicals who are still running our country and pushing communism. Along with their useless spawn.

Sirhr

 

[37L1]

May she come to Jesus, realize the futility of her entire life and repent.

I think she is far from it judging by all the garbage she spewed in the above excerpt.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

There are some who are beyond redemption...

She is defnitely one of them.

Sirhr

 

[kcbird]

Aww, bless her black commi heart.

 

[ironman56]

If there's any justice in this world, she'll be kidnapped and tortured for a few days before she passes , just like the POW's that she betrayed by ratting them out to the prison guards when they passed notes to her for their families, fucking bitch.

 

[Baron23]

Fuck her. "No headstone"? How am I supposed to know where to piss.

One of my wing commander was in the Hanoi Hilton POW camp when this cunt did her publicity stunt.

One of my squadron commanders had an edict that her name was NEVER to be mentioned in the building....not a single one of us had any complaint about that at all.

Fuck that cunt and I hope her eventual death is painful.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

She should have shit packed into her throat with a mop handle until dead, then her corpse should be dropped onto Hanoi from a B-52 for old times sakes.

She is the prime example of the last 60 years of democrat party politics. As a group the left hates America and on every occasion has worked to betray America, its servicemen and women, its taxpayers and its workers. Under the "leadership" of the democrats, education has dropped to the point where we produce more idiots than Europe. We tax more and spend more and get worse outcomes than every other country on the planet, because of democrats.

Fuck her.

 

[mi650]

She should have shit packed into her throat with a mop handle until dead, then her corpse should be dropped onto Hanoi from a B-52 for old times sakes.

She is the prime example of the last 60 years of democrat party politics. As a group the left hates America and on every occasion has worked to betray America, its servicemen and women, its taxpayers and its workers. Under the "leadership" of the democrats, education has dropped to the point where we produce more idiots than Europe. We tax more and spend more and get worse outcomes than every other country on the planet, because of democrats.

Fuck her.

I was gonna say she should be staked out and buried in shit from the feet up, slowly, but I can get behind your idea.

Fuck that cunt with a rusty, flaming, saguaro!

 

[MK20]

I think one of the worst ways to die would be to put her in a cell and pump in CS slowly until she dies from convulsions while choking and burning at the same time.

 

[babyguppy]

There are some who are beyond redemption...

She is defnitely one of them.

Sirhr

May the line be long, and their bladders full, when the service members come to visit her grave.

 

[Maser]

Who?

 

[Haney]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Fuck her. "No headstone"? How am I supposed to know where to piss.

One of my wing commander was in the Hanoi Hilton POW camp when this cunt did her publicity stunt.

One of my squadron commanders had an edict that her name was NEVER to be mentioned in the building....not a single one of us had any complaint about that at all.

Fuck that cunt and I hope her eventual death is painful.

Funny how she 'knows' that a headstone would become a urinal. She will end up in an unmarked grave because she knows that there are upwards of 1 million good Americans who are just 'iitchin to take a dump on her grave. But she is all "Oh.... I will respect the planet by not having a grave marker that would cause a carbon footprint."

Fucking cunt need to have her gravesite doxxed and turn it into a public urinal. And worse.

Well, tick tock, bitch. Coming soon. Maybe she'll use her Pilates videos to pay for perpetual security guards over her rotting corpse.

You know what will be fun? Dragging the security off and cuffing them to a cast iron gate... while pissing on her little wooden coffin.

Heck, maybe someone will dig her POS body up and make a coffee cup. Drinking from the skull of the POS enemy. It would be iconic.

Not that I advocate that. But, hey, if one of you needs an alibi... You were here at Schloss Nitrocellulose and we were doing maple syrup shooters and drinking Heady Topper while 'someone' was taking her skull to use for doing Jaegermeister shots.

Of course, this is all satire... ish.

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Who?

She designed the Subaru Forrester. The Queen Lesbian.

I am guessing that your generation will remember that... ;-)

Sirhr

 

[mosin46]

i have never understood why some disabled vet,like in a wheelchair,never offed her at a book signing or such. one's attitude and beliefs about the war have nothing to do with the fact that she should have been executed as soon as her VN trip ended. we never executed "Tokyo Rose". should have. the Brits did execute 1 of the Lord Haw Haw players.
but then,we don't execute people for murder very often and elite mass murderers at all.so...

 

[babyguppy]

Funny how she 'knows' that a headstone would become a urinal. She will end up in an unmarked grave because she knows that there are upwards of 1 million good Americans who are just 'iitchin to take a dump on her grave. But she is all "Oh.... I will respect the planet by not having a grave marker that would cause a carbon footprint."

Fucking cunt need to have her gravesite doxxed and turn it into a public urinal. And worse.

Well, tick tock, bitch. Coming soon. Maybe she'll use her Pilates videos to pay for perpetual security guards over her rotting corpse.

You know what will be fun? Dragging the security off and cuffing them to a cast iron gate... while pissing on her little wooden coffin.

Heck, maybe someone will dig her POS body up and make a coffee cup. Drinking from the skull of the POS enemy. It would be iconic.

Not that I advocate that. But, hey, if one of you needs an alibi... You were here at Schloss Nitrocellulose and we were doing maple syrup shooters and drinking Heady Topper while 'someone' was taking her skull to use for doing Jaegermeister shots.

Of course, this is all satire... ish.

Sirhr

her new headstone

 

[Big Phish]

The whore of 3 going to be burning in HELL where she belongs and never a chance to Heaven.