Re: The Funny Thread
Jesus Christ and Moses were out playing golf one day when they came up to a 150 yard par 3 with a pond right in front of the green. Moses pulls out a 5 iron, tee’s up the ball, and hits a nice shot that lands a few yards past the hole. Moses then watches as Jesus Christ pulls a 9 iron out of his bag.
Moses says to Jesus, “What do you think you’re doing with that 9 iron. You’ll never clear the water.”
Jesus says, “Every weekend I watch golf on TV and I see Jack Nicholas use a 9 iron to hit the ball 150 yards to land the ball softly on the green. If he can do it, I can do it.”
So Moses shrugs his shoulders and waves him on. Jesus Christ takes the 9 iron, tee’s up his ball, and sure enough, lands the ball right into the pond, well short of the green. Moses, with a smile on his face, says to Jesus Christ, “I told you so. But don’t worry. I’ll go get your ball.”
So, Moses walks down to the water, waves his hands, and the water parts for him. He walks down the bank, into the pond, and retrieves the ball. He then walks back to Jesus Christ and gives it back to him. Jesus Christ then takes the ball and tee’s it up again.
Surprised, Moses says to Jesus, “What are you doing? Didn’t you learn your lesson on the last shot? You’re not going to clear the water with that 9 iron.”
Jesus Christ says, “Look. Every weekend I watch golf on TV and I see Jack Nicholas, on a hole just like this, use a 9 iron to land the ball softly on the green. I’m telling you, if he can do it, I can too.”
Moses, knowing he can’t talk Jesus down, just shakes his head. So, Jesus Christ addresses the ball with his 9 iron and again hit’s it right into the water. This time Jesus is clearly agitated and tells Moses that he will go get his own ball. So, he storms down to the pond and walks out on the water to look for his ball.
Because this is taking so long, the foursome behind has now caught up to them and approach the tee where Moses is standing. They look out toward the green and see a man walking on water. One man turns to Moses and says, “Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?” Moses turns to the man and says, “No, Jack Nicholas.”