Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Try not to eat too much turkey today. I know I certainly won't be.
A guy here deep fried the turkey and FUBAR'd it hardcore. It seriously looked like the turkey from National Lampoon's Christmas. All burned up and dehydrated.
They asked me to carve the turkey and when I stepped up, I had to catch myself because I nearly said...I dunno what the fuck this is, but it looks like a turkey that overdosed on meth.
I should've taken a picture. P.E.T.A. would've been absolutely horrified.
A guy here deep fried the turkey and FUBAR'd it hardcore. It seriously looked like the turkey from National Lampoon's Christmas. All burned up and dehydrated.

They asked me to carve the turkey and when I stepped up, I had to catch myself because I nearly said...I dunno what the fuck this is, but it looks like a turkey that overdosed on meth.

I should've taken a picture. P.E.T.A. would've been absolutely horrified.
