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A National Lampoon's Thanksgiving

KillShot

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May 25, 2010
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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Try not to eat too much turkey today. I know I certainly won't be.

A guy here deep fried the turkey and FUBAR'd it hardcore. It seriously looked like the turkey from National Lampoon's Christmas. All burned up and dehydrated.
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They asked me to carve the turkey and when I stepped up, I had to catch myself because I nearly said...I dunno what the fuck this is, but it looks like a turkey that overdosed on meth.
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I should've taken a picture. P.E.T.A. would've been absolutely horrified.
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Re: A National Lampoon's Thanksgiving

Damn! Better the turkey getting burned up than the garage, driveway, and a vehicle. Happened to a guy around here a few years back with a deep fried turkey gone horribly wrong!! OUCH!!
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Re: A National Lampoon's Thanksgiving

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ORD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Damn! Better the turkey getting burned up than the garage, driveway, and a vehicle. Happened to a guy around here a few years back with a deep fried turkey gone horribly wrong!! OUCH!!
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No doubt! We had Thanksgiving with my side of the family last night and everything was perfect.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GHall1971</div><div class="ubbcode-body">All you needed was a sweater and some white pants. Lmfao</div></div>

HA HA HA! Man, that's funny...and I may just have to do that sometime! LoL
 
Re: A National Lampoon's Thanksgiving

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: GHall1971</div><div class="ubbcode-body">All you needed was a sweater and some white pants. Lmfao </div></div>

And a black dickie.