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Maggie’s Houston State Tactical... The streets are now safe

okrebel92

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If they didn't have the twinkie muncher in the rexal ranger hat I'd be afraid. He makes me feel safer...............up here in Ft Worth.
 
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They all bought their sunglasses at the same place and they use the fat lady for a shield?
 
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i cant stop watching this train wreck, and im def driving over to fountain view on friday to check these clowns out in real life....
 
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The streets are now safe indeed. Don't know where to begin on this one so I'll just watch the thread closely.

Love their use of NYPD radio transmissions at the end of their little video.
 
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the black guy has finger on the trigger the entire time...Well a lot of fingers on triggers...WTF

what tactical school taught them that ?
 
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Is this a TV show thats the security version of "The Office"?
 
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I love the black guy that is walking while looking through the 4x on that shitty AR with his left eye closed.
 
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Even the music to the video wasn't tactical... That was the first red flag!
 
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Lmao train wreck doesn't even start to describe that.
 
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Makes me think of "Reno 911"

And I wonder why they use a bastardized Russian Imperial Eagle?

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ajwcotton</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I love the black guy that is walking while looking through the 4x on that shitty AR with his left eye closed.</div></div>

He's also chewing gum. Very professional.
 
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The U2 music really completes the package of total gayness
 
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I believe the correct term for this is a "Goat Rodeo."
 
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Wow. How did they qualify to carry weapons? I hope you guys know this is not representative of everyone here in Texas. I'm embarrassed.
 
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Real nice muzzle sweep of his partner at 1:33. My 10 year old has better situational awareness than those jokers!
 
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That video is full of fail indeed. Isn't fatty with the cowboy hat the same cat that shot himself in the leg not long ago? Oh, and I like the "tactical" step/jump over the saddle by the fat chick. Last question, did that guy really shoot his pistol at 1:02?
 
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Gayer than Jizz on a moustache.... God help us all. Looks like they are getting ready to rob a dunkin donuts store..
 
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Lose the fire iridium lenses and actually train these people. Once they're trained, buy more than 3 weapons.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TLong</div><div class="ubbcode-body">That video is full of fail indeed. Isn't fatty with the cowboy hat the same cat that shot himself in the leg not long ago? Oh, and I like the "tactical" step/jump over the saddle by the fat chick. Last question, did that guy really shoot his pistol at 1:02? </div></div>

Thought the same thing. No flash, and I couldnt see a spent case eject, but he did have a grin on his face.

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mountainman308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I believe the correct term for this is a "Goat Rodeo." </div></div>

Or "Cluster Fuck" looking for a place to happen. I wonder how much actual training they got. Kind of reminds me of a video of one of the "militias" in training...idiots could hardly walk with out tripping. Glad Im 1500 miles away.
 
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I kinda want to go fuck with them. Next time i'm down that way I might have to pay them a visit. Maybe pose as a potential client and ask for a demonstration of their capabilities. Or maybe apply for a job. Who knows should be entertaining regardless.
 
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No bayo lugs or threaded muzzles in Texas? What the fuck???

Didn't get through the whole vid, lol.
 
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Wow... I'm surprised I didn't see an off the Walmart shelf H&R handi-rifle with a counter sniper scope painted camouflage trying to pass its self off as a "Sniper rifle". Looks like RMRT (Rapid Mall Response Team) to me!
 
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I'm wondering if the taxpayers funded the startup cost for their small business?
 
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Onr guy had both eyes closed looking into the scope on hie AR, and most had left side ejection ports on there 870's.MM
 
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these guys took over for Walker Texas Ranger...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ajwcotton</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is this a TV show thats the security version of "The Office"? </div></div>

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Interesting to say the least. Love the left handed shotgun carried by Tex at 1:07.
 
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Sweet Jesus!!!!! Get these clowns off the street please.

They are trained in "verbal judo"...... WOW
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CharlieTN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh it gets better. They have an air division.

Lieutenant Mike Engle

Director of Air Division, Lead Pilot

http://www.statetactical.com/Our-Leaders.html </div></div>
-Attended United States Air Force Academy
-Graduate University of Kentucky
-Professor at Embry Riddle and Lamar University
-Over 30 Years with NASA

"Attended" Air Force Academy. How would one Attend AFA and not graduate without being a fuckup.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ajwcotton</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CharlieTN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh it gets better. They have an air division.

Lieutenant Mike Engle

Director of Air Division, Lead Pilot

http://www.statetactical.com/Our-Leaders.html </div></div>
-Attended United States Air Force Academy
-Graduate University of Kentucky
-Professor at Embry Riddle and Lamar University
-Over 30 Years with NASA

"Attended" Air Force Academy. How would one Attend AFA and not graduate without being a fuckup.</div></div>

Maybe he meant he attended his big brother's graduation ceremony.
 
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Re: Houston State Tactical... The streets are now safe

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ajwcotton</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CharlieTN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh it gets better. They have an air division.

Lieutenant Mike Engle

Director of Air Division, Lead Pilot

http://www.statetactical.com/Our-Leaders.html </div></div>
-Attended United States Air Force Academy
-Graduate University of Kentucky
-Professor at Embry Riddle and Lamar University
-Over 30 Years with NASA

"Attended" Air Force Academy. How would one Attend AFA and not graduate without being a fuckup. </div></div>

And what an Air Division it is! A tiny, lone taildragger:

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How come the black guy has his eyes closed on every shot? Hes always looking through the scope with closed eyes. Even look @ 2:24 when both of his eyes are closed
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I sent them a link to the thread, it's only fair they should have an opportunity to defend themselves. hahahah
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 50calcruiser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I sent them a link to the thread, it's only fair they should have an opportunity to defend themselves. hahahah </div></div>

Internet yelling match in 3...2...1...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ajwcotton</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CharlieTN</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh it gets better. They have an air division.

Lieutenant Mike Engle

Director of Air Division, Lead Pilot

http://www.statetactical.com/Our-Leaders.html </div></div>
-Attended United States Air Force Academy
-Graduate University of Kentucky
-Professor at Embry Riddle and Lamar University
-Over 30 Years with NASA

"Attended" Air Force Academy. How would one Attend AFA and not graduate without being a fuckup. </div></div>


Not saying he's not a fuckup... but attending an Academy for 2 years and then not taking the rest of the deal (4yr education for a commission and 6 years of active if I'm remembering right. Broad strokes of course) will get you 2 years of exceptional quality, tax-payer funded education without being required to give anything back.

Personally, with everything it takes to get into an Academy and the responsibilities you're shouldering by accepting an offer to attend, I feel that opting out of the full deal is fucking up in a serious way, but not everyone shares my feeling in that regard.
 
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WTF was that supposed to be?