Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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****ing and Moaning (funny)
PHONE REPAIR
Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by ****ing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know
****ing and Moaning (funny)
PHONE REPAIR
Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by ****ing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know
Re: Motivational Pic Thread v2.0
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: alreadygone</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> ****ing and Moaning (funny)
PHONE REPAIR
Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by ****ing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know </div></div>
Very good. A chuckle a day...
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: alreadygone</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> ****ing and Moaning (funny)
PHONE REPAIR
Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by ****ing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know </div></div>
Very good. A chuckle a day...
Re: Motivational Pic Thread v2.0
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: timmyb21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?</div></div>
Not 100% but I think it is a Bruce Willis movie called The Color of Night. If that is correct, then the girl is Jane March.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109456/
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: timmyb21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?</div></div>
Not 100% but I think it is a Bruce Willis movie called The Color of Night. If that is correct, then the girl is Jane March.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109456/
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Looks like Michelle Rodriguez to me.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mustafa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: timmyb21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?</div></div>
Not 100% but I think it is a Bruce Willis movie called The Color of Night. If that is correct, then the girl is Jane March.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109456/</div></div>
Looks like Michelle Rodriguez to me.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mustafa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: timmyb21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?</div></div>
Not 100% but I think it is a Bruce Willis movie called The Color of Night. If that is correct, then the girl is Jane March.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109456/</div></div>
Re: Motivational Pic Thread v2.0
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Wtf happened here?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Wtf happened here?
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Nathalie Emmanuel
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SASSdriver</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Looks like Michelle Rodriguez to me.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mustafa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: timmyb21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?</div></div>
Not 100% but I think it is a Bruce Willis movie called The Color of Night. If that is correct, then the girl is Jane March.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109456/</div></div> </div></div>
Nathalie Emmanuel
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SASSdriver</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Looks like Michelle Rodriguez to me.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mustafa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: timmyb21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?</div></div>
Not 100% but I think it is a Bruce Willis movie called The Color of Night. If that is correct, then the girl is Jane March.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109456/</div></div> </div></div>
Re: Motivational Pic Thread v2.0
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Adam B</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Wtf happened here? </div></div>
i can guarantee the black dude replied with a comment the he didnt think the character would respond to.....good for you bear or whatever the hell you are....IN the FAACCEE!!!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Adam B</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Wtf happened here? </div></div>
i can guarantee the black dude replied with a comment the he didnt think the character would respond to.....good for you bear or whatever the hell you are....IN the FAACCEE!!!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Integrity check... how many of you shot at this sign??
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That would keep the Inmate pop in check.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Integrity check... how many of you shot at this sign??
That would keep the Inmate pop in check.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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HOLY SHIT!
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
HOLY SHIT!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: continentaldrifter</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Adam B</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: continentaldrifter</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Adam B</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
168BTHPM said:</div></div>
Wtf happened here? </div></div>
Apparently it was just a fan, not a player.
A quick trip on the google mobile, and this is what I came up with. <span style="color: #FF6666">LINK</span>
Re: Motivational Pic Thread v2.0
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mustafa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: timmyb21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?</div></div>
Not 100% but I think it is a Bruce Willis movie called The Color of Night. If that is correct, then the girl is Jane March.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109456/ </div></div>
That's not Jane March. But she does get all sorts of nekid in The Color of Night. Makes the movie somewhat tolerable.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mustafa</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: timmyb21</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: InsidetheStorm</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Radar86</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. </div></div>Does anyone know who this is or where it's from?</div></div>
Not 100% but I think it is a Bruce Willis movie called The Color of Night. If that is correct, then the girl is Jane March.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109456/ </div></div>
That's not Jane March. But she does get all sorts of nekid in The Color of Night. Makes the movie somewhat tolerable.
Re: Motivational Pic Thread v2.0
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TLong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: continentaldrifter</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Adam B</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TLong</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: continentaldrifter</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Adam B</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
168BTHPM said:</div></div>
Wtf happened here? </div></div>
Apparently it was just a fan, not a player.
A quick trip on the google mobile, and this is what I came up with. <span style="color: #FF6666">LINK</span> </div></div>
After seeing more of the video it was clearly staged for the Houston fans. Go to the link and notice all of the seats around the guy are empty so no one would be hit by the overspray of the cake.
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"After seeing more of the video it was clearly staged for the Houston fans. Go to the link and notice all of the seats around the guy are empty so no one would be hit by the overspray of the cake."
Maybe so...but for something "staged" the big giant rat sure pile drove the clear living piss outta dude!!!!!! Staged or not, I dont know if I could beat the rats ass but if I was the guy I bet I would have jumped up and tried.
"After seeing more of the video it was clearly staged for the Houston fans. Go to the link and notice all of the seats around the guy are empty so no one would be hit by the overspray of the cake."
Maybe so...but for something "staged" the big giant rat sure pile drove the clear living piss outta dude!!!!!! Staged or not, I dont know if I could beat the rats ass but if I was the guy I bet I would have jumped up and tried.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: msinc</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"After seeing more of the video it was clearly staged for the Houston fans. Go to the link and notice all of the seats around the guy are empty so no one would be hit by the overspray of the cake."
Maybe so...but for something "staged" the big giant rat sure pile drove the clear living piss out of dude!!!!!!
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I agree, he really put something behind that cake.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: msinc</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"After seeing more of the video it was clearly staged for the Houston fans. Go to the link and notice all of the seats around the guy are empty so no one would be hit by the overspray of the cake."
Maybe so...but for something "staged" the big giant rat sure pile drove the clear living piss out of dude!!!!!!
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I agree, he really put something behind that cake.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: colt933</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
No pink, and it's a condom ad.</div></div>
Good advertising dollars. Where the hell is that?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: colt933</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
No pink, and it's a condom ad.</div></div>
Good advertising dollars. Where the hell is that?
