Maggie’s Immediate Job Opening////

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Job opening


Applying for the Gynecologist Assistant job

A retired MCSO Sergeant went into the Job Center in Downtown Portland, and saw a
card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in
and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the
ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of
their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private
regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then
rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's
examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to
Billings, Montana."
"Good grief; is that where the job is?"
"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now.

 

[captcoop]

That's funny, about list my coffee !

 

[THRASHER]

On my way to Billings!!

 

[Defuzer]

Portland. lots of hippies. lots of shaving. lol

 

[moparnascar]

I could wait in line!

 

[den42]

think i would enjoy that job

 

[Hueyguy]

Funny story, but is the clientele Kate Upton & Jennifer Aniston, or is it really Rosie O'donnel, Janet Reno, RuPaul? Do those images change your thought path?

 

[customgun1]

thanks for the fucked up images in my head

Funny story, but is the clientele Kate Upton & Jennifer Aniston, or is it really Rosie O'donnel, Janet Reno, RuPaul? Do those images change your thought path?

 

[Maple One]

LMAO That's funny. Good one.

 

[nobiman2]

Still in line just crossed into Idaho, line nazi said the line is moving fast enough that I will be in Portland by the first!!!