Anyone else? I've been doing it regularly for probably over 10 years now. Good write up on it here.
best of craigslist: Busted peeing in the sink
best of craigslist: Busted peeing in the sink
Did it twice; once at a club/bar where the line was retarded long and I couldn't hold it anymore and once when I was drunk and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Guest
Guest
1998. Kansas City Doubletree downtown. Top floor. Kitchen area off the conference room. 2 AM. Drunk.
Well I'm SOL. I am to damn short to piss in the sink. Wish I could say I had a long enough hose to just lift it up over the edge and lay it in there but I can't.
Well just went to the bathroom and check in the house I just moved into and I can in this sink. Guess I can now piss in the sink and be "green" and keep the hippies happy. Now if any one complains about the black smoke from my truck I will tell them I am green by peeing in the sink.
Well just went to the bathroom and check in the house I just moved into and I can in this sink. Guess I can now piss in the sink and be "green" and keep the hippies happy. Now if any one complains about the black smoke from my truck I will tell them I am green by peeing in the sink.
F-in Herlarius stuff!!! I have peed in a few sinks in my time. Usually while the GF at the time was hogging the toilet and left the bathroom door open...
That usually will get a rise out of them!
One longtime girlfriend got so used to it she just made sure not to push me out of the way to brush her teeth until she looked down and made sure I was done.
Hmm, things I hav'nt exposed current one to yet.
Hospital bills may be posted soon for dick re-attatchment surgery. Stand by!!!
That usually will get a rise out of them!
One longtime girlfriend got so used to it she just made sure not to push me out of the way to brush her teeth until she looked down and made sure I was done.
Hmm, things I hav'nt exposed current one to yet.
Hospital bills may be posted soon for dick re-attatchment surgery. Stand by!!!
Saves on the water bill. I just dont see the point in wasting a couple gallons of fresh water every time you piss. If I'm working in the garage, I go around the side of the garage and water the plants, in the house it's the sink or shower. Only time I piss in a toilet is when I'm dropping a deuce.
I used to have the basement at my parents house, no bathroom but a utility sink next to the laundry. Peed in that sink all the time.
Me too. When I would work out in the basement, and had to take a piss.......that sink was perfect.
Often use the utility sink in the cellar. Saves walking upstairs two flights only to find my missus is using the only john in the house....
Think of the man-hours saved........
Think of the man-hours saved........
I would hate to use a sink that some nasty ass pissed in. Its like brushing your teeth or washing your hands in a urinal. Do you guys keep one of those john mints in your sink?
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We live rural. In a house that 50 years old. Luckily the original owner and builder OVER build everything. Apparently we have a HUGE septic drain field and a very large tank.
20+ years back the driveway had to be altered a bit and we unknowingly paved OVER the tank. So digging up and cleaning out the tank is out of the question.
That all said....I have been peeing outside, saving 5-6 gallons of water through the system...for years and years. We ARE quite rural so no neighbor issues. But peeing in the sink...only when it's below zero...or drunk.
Was at a hell of a party years back and saw a Gal squatting over the sink in a restroom letting it flow. That was interesting to see.
20+ years back the driveway had to be altered a bit and we unknowingly paved OVER the tank. So digging up and cleaning out the tank is out of the question.
That all said....I have been peeing outside, saving 5-6 gallons of water through the system...for years and years. We ARE quite rural so no neighbor issues. But peeing in the sink...only when it's below zero...or drunk.
Was at a hell of a party years back and saw a Gal squatting over the sink in a restroom letting it flow. That was interesting to see.
Well I guess I can't use the excuse of being to short to reach the sink anymore since a woman has figured out how to do it. Guess I will just have to carry a little step stool around so I am not out done.
I like to draw pictures in the suds in the sink when I'm doing laundry late at night. After the first spin cycle, the sink always has tons of suds in it. That's when I bring my artistic ideas to life. 
As a Seinfeld fan, I loved the quote about George Constanza's discussion as "it is all pipes so what does it matter;" although, he was caught urinating in the communal shower in the gym so it is kind of different as it has a different level of grossness involved.
I laughed reading the blog...they guy has a flair for writing.
I laughed reading the blog...they guy has a flair for writing.
That is good stuff. I had a sump pump in the basement of my old house. Was a fantastic urinal!
"After my stream has diminished to a trickle, I splash a handful or two of water on my dick, thus washing it. I have a clean dick and I put my dick up against the dick of any ‘traditional’ toilet user for some quantitative dick evaluation; eg.: stiff test, taste test. Rub my dick against glass and it squeaks. " Awesome!!! LOL
Wife and I during our dating got drunk. She is puking and would not move. I took to the sink like a duck to water, until the next morning and saw i wrote all over the mirror. She still laughs about it 8 years later. Glad she had a sense of humor. Oh and she made me clean it.
Put a little roof over the back door to my shop, so I could pee without getting wet when it was raining.
A question to all the sink pissers. Do you let your friends and family know when you piss in their sink?
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If it was OK for Richard Feynman who an I to argue.
Rich
Rich
I like to go to dinner parties of my wife's freinds (the ones that I hate) & piss in their sink.
She's cool, but her X was a real asshole.
Must have worked, she divorced his sorry ass & he no longer lives here.
Revenge piss is even better when its after 2 consecutive asperigus dinners.
HA!!
She's cool, but her X was a real asshole.
Must have worked, she divorced his sorry ass & he no longer lives here.
Revenge piss is even better when its after 2 consecutive asperigus dinners.
HA!!
Never. But once in a blue moon I piss in the front yard (everyone has over an acre so it isn't exactly a suburban subdivision) if we get home late and I know between getting in and the dogs going hyper it's going to be a few too many precious seconds before I can hit the head.
I do have a friend who pisses in the sink. But not the sink you think. Says for years now he gets up every morning before work, grabs a glass of juice, and pisses in the kitchen sink. He does have a wife and kids. Sorry, sterile or not, that is both disgusting and weird. The only time I was willing to eat over there is when we grilled burgers and dogs out back.
Now we know all men pee in the shower. But how many of you have been showering with your wives and girlfriends and not only pissed while they were in there with you, but tried to pee on them without them noticing? I'm admitting nothing; only asking the question.
I do have a friend who pisses in the sink. But not the sink you think. Says for years now he gets up every morning before work, grabs a glass of juice, and pisses in the kitchen sink. He does have a wife and kids. Sorry, sterile or not, that is both disgusting and weird. The only time I was willing to eat over there is when we grilled burgers and dogs out back.
Now we know all men pee in the shower. But how many of you have been showering with your wives and girlfriends and not only pissed while they were in there with you, but tried to pee on them without them noticing? I'm admitting nothing; only asking the question.
Nothing says LOVE like a warm stream of piss against your warm leg in the shower.
Yep. The gift will turn and look at me like I'm missing a chromosome.
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I consider it "marking my territory." And she knows.
That's some funny shit. I've done that at bars, even pissed in the trashcan and toilet paper roll but never the bathroom sink. I have to try that.
Remembering a particular cartoon about thirty years ago, one GF to another, on the phone - "what are you doing?"
"ohhh, not too much, just pissing on Harold right now!" - SItting on Harolds shoulders, whizzing down his back.
And Harold has the most...... curious expression......
I don't know... I've been called a dickhead before. Sometimes we do dumb shit when we're drunk.
Every CT in the Corps of Cadets at A&M has pissed in the sink at least 1,000 times. We kept a bottle of Windex next to the sink for this very purpose.
-J
-J
I had some bad persistent foot smell until I began regularly dousing my feet in the shower. No more problem.
Bathroom sink, kitchen sink, on the wife in the shower( she has done it to me in the river and ocean) when you gotta go you gotta go. I at least make sure there are no dishes.lol
Eric
Eric
I was so drunk one time,I pissed in the hutch in the hallway.It seemed like a good idea at the time.My Brother/roommate wasn't so amused.
Everyone has pissed in the sink. Even President Johnson has pissed in the sink.
Lenny Bruce How to Talk Dirty and Influence People 1963
Lenny Bruce How to Talk Dirty and Influence People 1963
Being downrange of all of the South Platte River flood waters and our local sewer system knocked all fucked up and porta-potties every where , puts a new light on pissing in the sink.
I am so grateful that my squaw and I can take care of ourselves as many can't.
Regards, FM
I am so grateful that my squaw and I can take care of ourselves as many can't.
Regards, FM
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Man I really Hate Porta-Potties also, The Sink is way to low and Soap always smells like Piss .
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Best first post ever
Used to own a houseboat. Sink went into the lake (grey water's ok), head went into a holding tank that I had to pay to have pumped out. Where in hell do you think I pissed?
Bob
Bob
Once upon a time a long time ago in a galaxy far away...
My first day in a small college engineering department.
I took a detour on the way to college and skipped a couple years.
I had become aquainted with a pool hall that had these ancient urinals, they were these huge 10ft long stained porcalin troughs- the bottom of the trough was below floor level. Multi user pee station.
So on my first day at the college I saw the same design only in stainless steel!
It wasnt quite as low as the the old pool hall urinal and much much cleaner but I thought cool these are back in vogue.
They had a cool foot pedal to sprinkle water down after you finished peeing.
With relish I whipped out mr johnson and started using the facility.
Somone exited the stalls and the look they gave me was beyond wierd.
It was then and only then that my eyes focused on the hand soap dispenser mounted just above the "urinal".
Wheel chair access sink.
My first day in a small college engineering department.
I took a detour on the way to college and skipped a couple years.
I had become aquainted with a pool hall that had these ancient urinals, they were these huge 10ft long stained porcalin troughs- the bottom of the trough was below floor level. Multi user pee station.
So on my first day at the college I saw the same design only in stainless steel!
It wasnt quite as low as the the old pool hall urinal and much much cleaner but I thought cool these are back in vogue.
They had a cool foot pedal to sprinkle water down after you finished peeing.
With relish I whipped out mr johnson and started using the facility.
Somone exited the stalls and the look they gave me was beyond wierd.
It was then and only then that my eyes focused on the hand soap dispenser mounted just above the "urinal".
Wheel chair access sink.
Better than jerkin off in the sink i guess....
That was a good read and a great laugh.
Grab your peckers fellas!
I suffer from chronic kidney stones...make one about every 2.5 years.
As the symptoms of an impending birth start up, I start peeing in a funnel with a filter...to catch the bundle of joy.
Peeing in a filter is much easier/sanitary over a sink than into a terlit...
Looky what I made! I named him "the fist of God"
Here's why they hurt
Sorry for the hijack...sort of...
I suffer from chronic kidney stones...make one about every 2.5 years.
As the symptoms of an impending birth start up, I start peeing in a funnel with a filter...to catch the bundle of joy.
Peeing in a filter is much easier/sanitary over a sink than into a terlit...
Looky what I made! I named him "the fist of God"
Here's why they hurt
Sorry for the hijack...sort of...
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