Beer me, or I squirrel you ...

[Veer_G]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial]I wonder if she knocked his acorns off?

[/FONT]NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. —

South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.

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[/FONT]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-stabbed-ceramic-squirrel-failing-buy-beer-article-1.1560341

No stairway to heaven if the stores are all closed?

 

[Victor N TN]

Yes DEAR... What ever you say DEAR... He needs to learn to either run faster, lead with a good right or not make promises he can't keep.

 

[Veer_G]

Arms race ...

 

[Anvil_X]

Mobster: (tied up, bleeding on floor next to table at which nicholas cage is eating peking duck) "are you serious, man?!"



Nicholas Cage: "I was 'man' serious, and you threw that aside like trash, I was even 'medical sience' serious for a while, but you blew that off too. this," (he dons a clown mask and picks up his weapon at hand, a stainless steel nutcracker in the shape of a squirrel) "this is a whole different kind of serious."

-exerpt from the dream sequence "nicholas cage fights mobsters while eating Peking Duck"




I knew there was a reason behind keeping a dream journal.........

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Waiting for a federal ban on those really stupid Hummel figurines... and a three-day waiting period on Royal Doulton.

Did I just use the words Royal Doulton? My man-card is about to get a three-day suspension.

Can't make this stuff up... Wake up and it's the world we live in.

Cheers,

Sirhr