Happiness is...

[RHunter]

Two 5 gallon buckets full of fully-prepped, ready to load, 300 win mag... All the same head stamp!

 

[dms416]

I was gonna say:

....an accurate rifle or
....a loyal dog or
....a tough, reliable truck or


....an independently wealthy, deaf-mute, nymphomaniac bikini model that finds my bullshit to be charming



brass is cool too

 

[RHunter]

...an independently wealthy, deaf-mute, nymphomaniac bikini model that finds my bullshit to be charming

I'll trade you that brass for an independently wealthy, deaf-mute, nymphomaniac bikini model that finds your bullshit to be charming....

 

[dms416]

I'll trade you that brass for an independently wealthy, deaf-mute, nymphomaniac bikini model that finds your bullshit to be charming....

If I had one, do you think I'd be on the internet right now?

 

[RHunter]

No, you would probably be dead, I know I would be. LOL

 

[pawprint2]

I'll trade you that brass for an independently wealthy, deaf-mute, nymphomaniac bikini model that finds your bullshit to be charming....

Sounds good, I'd like to add, she has hair long enough to tie around my waste, and a head flat enough to place an ash tray and a cold beer, and her father owns a liquor store....

 

[RHunter]

Sounds good, I'd like to add, she has hair long enough to tie around my waste, and a head flat enough to place an ash tray and a cold beer, and her father owns a liquor store....

Too bad, if he owned a gun store we would have a deal.

 

[meathunter1]

.... a warm gut pile as my old man always says!

 

[RHunter]

.... a warm gut pile as my old man always says!

Sick but true!

 

[Maggot]

You have all overlooked the most simple and direct answer, and it was given by our friend and colleague John Lennon, of the Beatles.

"Happiness is a warm gun."

 

[E3C3H3O3]

Sounds good, I'd like to add, she has hair long enough to tie around my waste, and a head flat enough to place an ash tray and a cold beer, and her father owns a liquor store....

I was going to post some BS similar to what you said but I just can't beat it

 

[xdpatriot]

Sounds good, I'd like to add, she has hair long enough to tie around my waste, and a head flat enough to place an ash tray and a cold beer, and her father owns a liquor store....

Take it easy Boland.

Jason Boland - Rich, Young Dumb Nymphomaniac - YouTube

 

[Sharpsman]

You have all overlooked the most simple and direct answer, and it was given by our friend and colleague John Lennon, of the Beatles.

"Happiness is a warm gun."

Those bastards should have been hung shortly after stepping off the airplane! And they brought soccer with 'em too!!