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    [h=1]Watch out for those donuts.

    Man Chokes to Death at Voodoo Doughnut[/h] [h=2]He was in the middle of a speed-eating challenge[/h] by Andra Zeppelin Apr 4, 2017, 11:38am MDT
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    Travis Malouf Courtesy Malouff family to 9News
    Early morning on Sunday April 2, a man died in the lobby at Voodoo Doughnut Mile High after taking on a doughnut speed eating challenge,9News reported. The 42-year-old was later identified as Travis Malouff and the Denver Office of the Medical Examiner announced on Monday that he died from "asphyxia, due to obstruction of the airway."

    Malouff was in the middle of a challenge that involved eating a half-pound doughnut in 80 seconds or less when he started choking. Witnesses said that two people rushed to help him but they were not able to perform the Heimlich maneuver to save his life. The Portland-born doughnut shop share that "the company is saddened by what happened and is cooperating with police."

    Around 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, police and paramedics were first called to the three year old doughnut shop located at 1520 East Colfax at around 1:30 a.m. Sunday after receiving a report Malouff was choking. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
     
    Oh sweet, a donut joke about cops. Is the next article about an overfed pig who died on a farm from heart complications? Because that's obviously just as relevant. Haha


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    Oh sweet, a donut joke about cops. Is the next article about an overfed pig who died on a farm from heart complications? Because that's obviously just as relevant. Haha


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    Nope, despite Veer, who is in poor taste himself, its just in fun. I have too many friends who are police to be insulting.
     
    Nope, despite Veer, who is in poor taste himself, its just in fun. I have too many friends who are police to be insulting.

    I know text doesn't show sarcasm but I was just messing around myself. No insult taken. I'm LEO and I find 9/10 of these hilarious.


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    My issues are a bit less with any general displeasure (Goldie historically has had po-po issues) and more with the Fozzie Bear-grade clumsiness. Wocka, wocka, wocka indeed.

    NO idea what you just said and even less bothered to find out.

    Hey, seeing as you made fun of PPB for his shooting a .22, when are we going to see your target? What was it you said when you flashed your high-speed, low drag creds - what's in your wallet? lol...
     
    NO idea what you just said and even less bothered to find out.

    Hey, seeing as you made fun of PPB for his shooting a .22, when are we going to see your target? What was it you said when you flashed your high-speed, low drag creds - what's in your wallet? lol...

    Tally ho indeed, Trelane, tally ho ...

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