Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Judging by the big bruise on her arm and the trash in the floor, I'd say that's just another day for them. Too bad he apparently didn't make it to 6th grade geometry, otherwise it would have been obvious that the POI would be low.
He obviously didn't see Frank's video on Mechanical Offset.
Well, the whole house looked retarded.
Cheers,
Sirhr
steady......
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William Tell he is not...
R
Words to live by... Never do anything you will be embarrassed explaining in the emergency room, never do anything to your body that will look stupid at 70, and super glue is only good for skin. This goes along well with, sooner or later you HAVE to go to sleep, you don't HAVE to wake up. What a maroon. He probably votes, probably has a driver's license, and may have already procreated.
This is from a USA Today article today
Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants
Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.
Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago.
Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants
Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.
Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, a chief of the local Ubaid tribe and supervisor of anti-ISIS forces, told The Times of London the militants were hiding on the edge of a field about 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when the boars overwhelmed them Sunday. Five other militants were injured, al-Assi said. He said the group was poised to attack a band of local tribesmen who had fled to nearby mountains since militants seized the town of Hawija three years ago.
Motivational!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishnu_Shrestha
Bishnu Shrestha (Nepali: बिष्णु श्रेष्ठ, born 1975 in Parbat District, Nepal) is a retired Nepalese Gurkha soldier in the Indian Army and recipient of the Sena Medal for bravery,[SUP][1][/SUP][SUP][2][/SUP] and the Uttam Jeevan Raksha Padak medal,[SUP][3][/SUP][SUP][4][/SUP] both awarded for his gallant conduct during an armed train robbery. [h=2]Early life[/h]
Shrestha was born in Bachchha Deurali Khola, ward no. 9 of Parbat District in the western part of Nepal. This area is a remote but legendary and fertile land of Gurkhas where 80% of the residents are Gurung people, who dominate British and Indian Gurkha Regiments. He and his family moved to Pokhara after being recruited to an Indian Gurkha regiment. [h=2]Train robbery incident[/h]
On September 2010, Bishnu Shrestha, a 35-year-old Gurkha soldier, was on his way to Gorakhpur from Nepal. He was travelling via the Maurya Express (Hatia-Gorakhpur) when between 15 and 40[SUP][5][/SUP][SUP][6][/SUP] armed robbers attacked the train near Chittaranjan, West Bengal and robbed the passengers of their valuables.
Shrestha was fast asleep when the bandits reached him. Awakened, he was prepared to give up his valuables, but the 18-year-old woman next to him was grabbed by the robbers who intended to rape her. The woman called for help. He pulled out the large, curved kukri knife that all Gurkha soldiers carry and attacked the bandits.
Shrestha told the Times of India, "I am a soldier and get paid to protect citizens of this country. I could not sit back and watch as passengers were looted. I pulled out my khukri and attacked the criminals. I succeeded in connecting with at least three of them. The blows were severe and they must have got themselves admitted to some hospital. By then, the criminals started fighting back. They fired a shot that missed me. At one point of time, the khukri fell from my hand and I was overpowered. They picked it up and used it on me." The Times of India continues, "After Shresta slumped to the ground, profusely bleeding from his wound, all fight went out from the other passengers. None of them dared to make eye contact with the criminals and did their bidding."[SUP][7][/SUP]
Six robbers were arrested and Rs 10,470 in cash, 33 mobile phones, 14 wrist watches and an ATM card were recovered, along with two pistols, live cartridges and daggers. [SUP][5][/SUP]
Shrestha's injuries to his left arm required two months of medical treatment, but recovered full use of his injured hand. [h=2]Aftermath[/h]
Shrestha was pleased by the appreciation he received and thanked the media for covering the news.
“The Indian media brought the incident to light and the Nepali media too gave it due importance. I may have even been sent to jail on the charge of robbery had the girl and the Indian media not come forward to my support," Shrestha said. "I was hardly recognized even in Baidam [his neighbourhood]. Now the whole country knows me."[SUP][8][/SUP]
When the intended rape victim's family offered him a large cash reward, he refused it with the following comment: "Fighting the enemy in battle is my duty as a soldier. Taking on the thugs on the train was my duty as a human being."
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishnu_Shrestha
Bishnu Shrestha (Nepali: बिष्णु श्रेष्ठ, born 1975 in Parbat District, Nepal) is a retired Nepalese Gurkha soldier in the Indian Army and recipient of the Sena Medal for bravery,[SUP][1][/SUP][SUP][2][/SUP] and the Uttam Jeevan Raksha Padak medal,[SUP][3][/SUP][SUP][4][/SUP] both awarded for his gallant conduct during an armed train robbery. [h=2]Early life[/h]
Shrestha was born in Bachchha Deurali Khola, ward no. 9 of Parbat District in the western part of Nepal. This area is a remote but legendary and fertile land of Gurkhas where 80% of the residents are Gurung people, who dominate British and Indian Gurkha Regiments. He and his family moved to Pokhara after being recruited to an Indian Gurkha regiment. [h=2]Train robbery incident[/h]
On September 2010, Bishnu Shrestha, a 35-year-old Gurkha soldier, was on his way to Gorakhpur from Nepal. He was travelling via the Maurya Express (Hatia-Gorakhpur) when between 15 and 40[SUP][5][/SUP][SUP][6][/SUP] armed robbers attacked the train near Chittaranjan, West Bengal and robbed the passengers of their valuables.
Shrestha was fast asleep when the bandits reached him. Awakened, he was prepared to give up his valuables, but the 18-year-old woman next to him was grabbed by the robbers who intended to rape her. The woman called for help. He pulled out the large, curved kukri knife that all Gurkha soldiers carry and attacked the bandits.
Shrestha told the Times of India, "I am a soldier and get paid to protect citizens of this country. I could not sit back and watch as passengers were looted. I pulled out my khukri and attacked the criminals. I succeeded in connecting with at least three of them. The blows were severe and they must have got themselves admitted to some hospital. By then, the criminals started fighting back. They fired a shot that missed me. At one point of time, the khukri fell from my hand and I was overpowered. They picked it up and used it on me." The Times of India continues, "After Shresta slumped to the ground, profusely bleeding from his wound, all fight went out from the other passengers. None of them dared to make eye contact with the criminals and did their bidding."[SUP][7][/SUP]
Six robbers were arrested and Rs 10,470 in cash, 33 mobile phones, 14 wrist watches and an ATM card were recovered, along with two pistols, live cartridges and daggers. [SUP][5][/SUP]
Shrestha's injuries to his left arm required two months of medical treatment, but recovered full use of his injured hand. [h=2]Aftermath[/h]
Shrestha was pleased by the appreciation he received and thanked the media for covering the news.
“The Indian media brought the incident to light and the Nepali media too gave it due importance. I may have even been sent to jail on the charge of robbery had the girl and the Indian media not come forward to my support," Shrestha said. "I was hardly recognized even in Baidam [his neighbourhood]. Now the whole country knows me."[SUP][8][/SUP]
When the intended rape victim's family offered him a large cash reward, he refused it with the following comment: "Fighting the enemy in battle is my duty as a soldier. Taking on the thugs on the train was my duty as a human being."
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Little dog scares the shit out of a guy on a skateboard, action is over by the 1:35 mark.
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Wow. You know you're old when you know that most people who read this won't actually know what song that came from...
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I can cram all of my shit and all of my buddies shit in the trunk and it still runs fine?
I keep mine locked up in the garage.
I cracked the head on mine.
Mine burns rubber real well.
Mine is ugly but it gets the job done.
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I was briefly involved with a girl who pitched for her college softball team, one day I realized that maybe I shouldn't piss off a woman who was much better at throwing shit than me.
This one is a top WNBA draft pick. Kelsey Plum
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I was a pretty competitive softball player...along time ago...and tried to hit against a girls fast softball pitcher..... that was a mistake. she punked me out!!!
