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Maggie’s Do you want to get shot because this is how you get shot.

This may be a good way top get shot in free America, but not in Kalifornia. If you shot this guy in Kalifornia you would instantly be the bad guy for using a gun. He would be the poor victim transgender street performer that was raised by abusive crackhead parents.
 
This may be a good way top get shot in free America, but not in Kalifornia. If you shot this guy in Kalifornia you would instantly be the bad guy for using a gun. He would be the poor victim transgender street performer that was raised by abusive crackhead parents.

Youse guys are so linear in your thinking, shoot Boffo the machete clown then tell everyone that he was from Westboro Baptist and you will be a hero and get an award or some shit! Damn, do I have to do all of the thinking around here?!