A friend sent me some he grew. Great googly moogly, they make habenaros look like baby food. I put some really small pieces into a burrito and jeezus peezus....eyes watering, nose running...whew!
I bitch out when it comes to that crazy shit . My brother loved that shit . He would search hi and low for the latest and greatest hot sauce too . There's a little shop in Peddler's Village in Bucks County Pa. that seems to specialize in hot sauce . I was in there one time and asked for their latest and greatest for my brother . Some Bozo overhears and starts braggin how he can handle anything . They offered him a sample but insisted he sign a waiver . They put that shit on a toothpick and gave it to him . Welp douche nozzle gets it in his ballwasher and is still talkin shit when all of a sudden the tears start . They were followed by snot and Mr. Hardass losing the ability to talk . Effin priceless .
Sounds like somebody I worked with about 20 years ago. He claimed there was no hot sauce too hot for him to eat. Well, someone brought in a sauce made from capsicum extract. Not only was it too hot for him to eat, but he didn't wash his hands, got some in an eye and in another "sensitive" body part. He was in such misery that he left work early.
Previous post should say tasty rather than target, and I can't find edit option on my phone.A store near me sells Blazers Habenaro/Ghost pepper Jack Cheese. Man is that target! A five pound block lasts the wife and I two to three weeks.
I bitch out when it comes to that crazy shit . My brother loved that shit . He would search hi and low for the latest and greatest hot sauce too . There's a little shop in Peddler's Village in Bucks County Pa. that seems to specialize in hot sauce . I was in there one time and asked for their latest and greatest for my brother . Some Bozo overhears and starts braggin how he can handle anything . They offered him a sample but insisted he sign a waiver . They put that shit on a toothpick and gave it to him . Welp douche nozzle gets it in his ballwasher and is still talkin shit when all of a sudden the tears start . They were followed by snot and Mr. Hardass losing the ability to talk . Effin priceless .
The Amish store here has cheeses with ghosts, scorpions and reapers.
Super hot but still has a great flavor.
Gave me the walking farts for two days.
Sounds like somebody I worked with about 20 years ago. He claimed there was no hot sauce too hot for him to eat. Well, someone brought in a sauce made from capsicum extract. Not only was it too hot for him to eat, but he didn't wash his hands, got some in an eye and in another "sensitive" body part. He was in such misery that he left work early.
One night, years ago, while still married to Wife #1, I made dinner for the two of us. One of the ingredients was grated jalapeño, which I grated with a cheese grater by hand.
After dinner we climbed into bed for the evening’s festivities. I slipped a couple of fingers into her and saw her eyes get really wide.
She then jumped up out of bed, cursing, and ran into the bathroom. I heard water running and she didn’t come out for about 20 minutes.
That kind of ruined the mood.
Those Carolina reapers should be a type of punishment! Hey, I know, we could shove them up the communists ass while on a pedastool!
who needs KY warming when you have Jalapenos ?One night, years ago, while still married to Wife #1, I made dinner for the two of us. One of the ingredients was grated jalapeño, which I grated with a cheese grater by hand.
After dinner we climbed into bed for the evening’s festivities. I slipped a couple of fingers into her and saw her eyes get really wide.
She then jumped up out of bed, cursing, and ran into the bathroom. I heard water running and she didn’t come out for about 20 minutes.
That kind of ruined the mood.
My wife grew some of those at her work a few years back. I used to take jalapenos and habaneros and slice up one for a pot of spaghetti. The idea being the pepper flavor comes out yet it's not so hot as a challenge to eat the spaghetti.A friend sent me some he grew. Great googly moogly, they make habenaros look like baby food. I put some really small pieces into a burrito and jeezus peezus....eyes watering, nose running...whew!
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I can't take very hot at all...thus the third of a pepper in a pot of spaghetti.On another note, you guys are absolute sick fucking maniacs eating these evil painful things from Satan. I can tolerate franks red hot and Tabasco. Anything hotter than that and I am in a literal world of hurt
When I was in Trinidad I tried the local brand of hot sauce made from the scorpion pepper, pretty much the same as a reaper.
It's made by Berties and called chilli pimento, if you like spicy but not over the top it has great flavor and won't leave you wishing you had gotten your ass kicked instead of eating it.
The chili patty in Singlewhore is pretty good to but not over the top.
Ass is healing?I've been making my own hotsauce for years now. I've taken to growing my own peppers, and perfecting the recipe as well as the process. The last batch I made, I fermented the peppers for a year.
That being said, I've grown some reapers, jholakia's, and some ghosts, but haven't 'taken the bite' yet. It'll happen, but things gotta settle down here, some.
Ass is healing?
All that shit goes thru virtually zero metabolism and feels exactly the same in the poop chute. It’s like eating plasticI ate a bit too much yesterday and dealt with that this am. SURPRISE!
I can't believe you guys haven't learned the secret to eating hot foods. It's ice cream. After you eat... Then while you're taking a shit and get done, you just say "come on ice cream". The ice cream cools everything down.
For sure I know the prevention & recovery tricks. If you don't have ice cream, you can put a little milk on a piece on bread then let it sit against the burning tissue. The milk fat is the key - it's good at drawing Capsaicin out of skin. Or you can just overdo it a few hundred times and cauterize the whole path. Problem solved!
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Yep, milk, youghurt, ice cream all help.
I cant imagine that too much of that amt of heat wouldnt damage the linings of your stomach.
It does. Couple years in Singapore eating nothing but Thai, Indian ana Szechuan has left my stomach unable to take any chilis....even when it doesn’t taste spicy. Hope it grows back soon!
I dont know if its the same problem but I burned a holle in my stomach with Aleeve. Went on some stuff that stops manufacture of digestive juices to let it heal, that stuff plugs you up bad and I had to quit it. Finally a buddy turned me onto keifer. Being a milk culture it soothes your stomach and its full or probiotics which make good gut bacteria. It tastes kind of like buttermilk, a bit sharper, but not as thick and mixes well with fruit juice, or you can get it already flavored.I prefer to mix my own and use maple syrup or a little honey with the juice...the flavored is full of white sugar which is poison. Wal Mart has the best prices. YOu might want to try a cup or so twice a day for a month and see if it lets the stomach heal.
Thanks Maggot. I’ve found cottage cheese and konbucha for breakfast have helped me in a big way. Too many years of ibuprofen for knees and a shoulder that are beyond useful life I think we’re the initial culprit so I can relate to your aleeve issues
I prefer the extracts more. Nothing beats their heat if pure heat is your thing. The ones I usually get are in the 5,000,000-8,000,000 SU range. Perfect for late night ramen noodles!
Yep, milk, youghurt, ice cream all help.
I cant imagine that too much of that amt of heat wouldnt damage the linings of your stomach.