Maggie’s Nice Dick collection

[hermosabeach]

http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/2...enises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/

BLOOMINGTON POLICE DISCOVER OVER 200 PENISES DURING RAID AT FUNERAL EMPLOYEE’S HOME

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Mwalex]

That is re-dick-ulous!!

 

[Mike Casselton]

Headline should read:

Finally, somewhere other than Florida...

 

[Fig]

lol

 

[Fig]

Holy Hand Grenade!

Well of course he had 200 penises in jars. We're lucky that's all that was there!

 

[mdmp5]

I originally read the title of this thread "nice dick collection" as "a collection of nice dicks". I started wondering about hermosabeach until I saw the headline

 

[kl3309]

I originally read the title of this thread "nice dick collection" as "a collection of nice dicks"

But yet, you clicked on it.

 

[mdmp5]

But yet, you clicked on it.

Of course I did

 

[kl3309]

Of course I did

You win.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Weird, he looks so normal.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Isn't that the lead singer from the cure?

 

[oneshot86]

damn

 

[Fig]

I swear on a stack of Bibles that Sterling Archer was my college roommate. He looks like him, he talked like him, and he was a sociopath like he is. More real than the character.

 

[P-Squared]

I swear on a stack of Bibles that Sterling Archer was my college roommate. He looks like him, he talked like him, and he was a sociopath like he is. More real than the character.

You say sociopath like it is a BAD thing.

 

[Fig]

He was fun to hang out with and party all night, but he did end up banging my girlfriend... As an adult I heard he had an affair with his “best friend’s” wife...
So, ultimately not so great. I have no desire to reconnect.

 

[Threadcutter308]

5 Stars for that Sam Gag......

 

[Threadcutter308]

Isn't that the lead singer from the cure? View attachment 6935705

Yep, Robert Smith. Like their music. The look ? Not so much....

 

[gv3rd]

I thought my wife’s Facebook was bad. Don’t let the hide go there too.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bloomington-police-discover-over-200-penises/

 

[hermosabeach]

So my dick pick story is a fake- just like when you stuff a potato into a speedo

 

[gv3rd]

No speedo for me. You can’t fit a big enough potato in there!