Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Ellen has better taste, now if Rosie was beached in the background...
25% mkt cap loss in 6 months, I’ll take that bet sirhr. Not bc I don’t agree with your logic, but that’s a nasty drop and without a concurrent mkt crash, it’s a tall order
Technically, she’s not wrong math wise. What she’s doing is taking the number of people who voted for trump and dividing it either by the total population, or if she’s smart, number of eligible voters. The reason why this is junk science and shitty logic is that EVERY president elected has gotten no more than 20% of the population’s support. Give or take a few million, about 50M people vote for the winner. By that metric, the messiah had the same support as trump, and did bush, fuckhead Clinton, and so forth
Some gorilla tape, applied evenly then removed quickly, will fix that.
Yeah but it won’t fix the very pissed off gorilla
Why the hell would you do that? It'd be painful, a waste of good tape, and it's sexy just the way they are. Suckle n floss all at once.
Then I'm just here for the titty twister. Then some gorilla tape. We can still say gorilla, right?
I know you don’t have a box spring nor a bed frame....
But here are rims for your leased Jetta
But here are rims for your leased Jetta
I know you don’t have a box spring nor a bed frame....
But here are rims for your leased Jetta
this photo just reaks of stupid
Because she's a heartless wench who doesn't like to cuddle, bangs dudes and then kicks them out her apartment; a real heartbreaker
There are the ones you marry
And the ones who bang you and let you go home without a headache
I mean - who would want to have sex with a Virgin let alone marry one
Virgins are painful in every way. But a cum dumpster can make you feel cheap and used. Sometimes you just want to cuddle
Another Hide member making the news.
A man from Quincy, Illinois was miraculously rescued by passers-by after he lost control of his vehicle and ended up in the Mississippi River.
Anthony Sanders, 47, reportedly told police officers he was attempting to perform oral sex on himself while driving his car when his head apparently got stuck under the steering wheel thus losing control of his vehicle.
The man who is recently divorced and is suffering from depression was found heavily intoxicated and admitted being under the influence of alcohol, crystal meth and crack cocaine.
“He had his head stuck under the steering wheel with his genitals inside his mouth. I don’t understand how he got into that position,” Adam Simmons, one of his rescuers, told reporters. Sanders told officers he had an uncontrollable urge for a “blowjob” moments before the accident occurred.
A man from Quincy, Illinois was miraculously rescued by passers-by after he lost control of his vehicle and ended up in the Mississippi River.
Anthony Sanders, 47, reportedly told police officers he was attempting to perform oral sex on himself while driving his car when his head apparently got stuck under the steering wheel thus losing control of his vehicle.
The man who is recently divorced and is suffering from depression was found heavily intoxicated and admitted being under the influence of alcohol, crystal meth and crack cocaine.
“He had his head stuck under the steering wheel with his genitals inside his mouth. I don’t understand how he got into that position,” Adam Simmons, one of his rescuers, told reporters. Sanders told officers he had an uncontrollable urge for a “blowjob” moments before the accident occurred.
Lets see how bulletproof those hands really are .
...In the spirit of honest disclosure, I am a bit out of shape - that just means I prefer to walk them in a bit closer.
Then I'm just here for the titty twister. Then some gorilla tape. We can still say gorilla, right?
To a person with that amount of melanin, sure. But you gotta look both ways first.
