Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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That’s what I told the wife. Said, “Diet’s working great. You’ve just opened yourself up to kidnapping and rape. Enjoy your jog.”
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Jessica Rabbit???
Jessica Rabbit???
Is that some sort of home built sex toy or a massager thing?
Cool looking either way.
Cool looking either way.
Several pieces of asswipe material can be cut from boxers while still wearing the boxers. Going w/o a sock sucks.
First you duct tape all the slots shut. then you remove the fixture from anything it is attached to. Take it outside, douse with a lot of gasoline and burn that bitch. Order new fixture, DONE.
Given the numbers down here that may just work if I owned a gas station and duct tape factory....
I'm going to slowly dust off with a still shitty ass, and nuke that bitch from orbit.
Oh. I see that is a TP holder. Looked like one of those fancy overhead lights at the dentist. Spider from hell had my attention. Either way, I like my plan, might have to take 1/2 the wall with it.
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I'm pretty sure that's on backwards but I won't be able to tell for sure until she TURNS AROUND!!
I hope the other side has a name tag. Google seems to have lost the ability to provide useful search data.
That motherfucker better hope his harness is on when I run back and kick his ass.
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Thats like a small one... I see these throw backs to prehistoric times in our house all the time... had one last summer that was nearly 7 1/2 inchs. WTF are the eating to get that big? Small dogs!?
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