Why no men of the Hide calendar?

[Deleted member 113831]

How about BB ?
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This photo wasn't supposed to be leaked! It is highly classified! I was, at he time, assigned to 6th BN Ranger Division, but I was "sheep dipped" and re-assigned to JSOC and cross trained with the MARSOC SEALS (Airborne).

I had gained all the weight because upon insertion, my mission was to infiltrate a cell that was raising funds for terrorism through the illicit world of underground midget tossing. I was posing as a famous American Sumo wrestler with Down Syndrome.

I don't know if you guys know this, but Frank and I were partners on this operation. While I was working the midget tossing circuit as an undercover pseudo-celebrity investor, Frank aka @Lowlight was my contact.

As a seasoned professional operator, his "cover" was flawless....

 

[12Bravo]

This photo wasn't supposed to be leaked! It is highly classified! I was, at he time, assigned to 6th BN Ranger Division, but I was "sheep dipped" and re-assigned to JSOC and cross trained with the MARSOC SEALS (Airborne).

I had gained all the weight because upon insertion, my mission was to infiltrate a cell that was raising funds for terrorism through the underground world of illicit midget tossing. I was posing as a famous American Sumo wrestler with Down Syndrome.

Damn, now I've sprayed coffee all over my computer screen.

 

[Dirty D]

Blocking

Chicken

 

[Dirty D]

shark is scaley, is that like the black guys getting ashy, put some windex on it shark

You would think that a squid would know that. ?

 

[oneshot86]

give america your best pose shark, lets get you voted on for a month, we need some pics

scaley or not

 

[Dirty D]

give america your best pose shark, lets get you voted on for a month, we need some pics

scaley or not

These elevator shoes really make me tower over LL.

 

[oneshot86]

These elevator shoes really make me tower over LL.
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see???
thats what i was talking about, we should be able to get you feb. you stud

 

[armorpl8chikn]

see???
thats what i was talking about, we should be able to get you feb. you stud

You know...February is the shortest month.

 

[Strykervet]

A 'Hide calendar would be hilarious... It would really fly in the face of those that like to sell the stereotypical firearms shooter/collector! Fat bearded guys with rifles and duct tape pasties in Speedos or Ranger shorts? Oh yeah!