Thank you @Snipe260, much appreciated. Just found out this morning scrambled eggs are in play! I can do that lol. The diverticulitis is a bitch for sure, the small perforation in the colon is kinda next level. As @powdahound76 said earlier, it's serious shit, literally. Glad you're done with that mess. Looking forward to joining you!
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Thank you @Snipe260, much appreciated. Just found out this morning scrambled eggs are in play! I can do that lol. The diverticulitis is a bitch for sure, the small perforation in the colon is kinda next level. As @powdahound76 said earlier, it's serious shit, literally. Glad you're done with that mess. Looking forward to joining you!
Thanks Stryker! Good advice!
Glad we could focus this in on poop, Jimmy’s second favorite discussion, both for personal satisfaction and for mixed media artwork in the Graybar Hotel, after of course a full and rousing conversation about propane on the back step...... ?
Glad we could focus this in on poop, Jimmy’s second favorite discussion, both for personal satisfaction and for mixed media artwork in the Graybar Hotel, after of course a full and rousing conversation about propane on the back step...... ?
As Jeff Foxworthy says: You coulda been killed, or EVEN WORSE!
another Jeff....
another Jeff....
I’ve been busier than a one legged man in a shit kickin’ contest. Just getting up to speed. Get better 1J, the mountain and your Traeger await.
Get better soon mate, you have until about the end of February to get your diet sorted out unless you are happy to watch us eating real food and drinking Bourbon.
Dammit @barneybdb, thanks mate, but yuh ain't gotta be mean about it man.
I'm motivated to make that happen my friend. I'll get my shit together, believe that.
No meanness intended mate, just trying to type on my phone at work at the moment and busy. Get well soon.Dammit @barneybdb, thanks mate, but yuh ain't gotta be mean about it man.
I'm motivated to make that happen my friend. I'll get my shit together, believe that.
My lame attempt at humor, again. Ya, I'm dealing with the same darn problem.
Hey stop that, 1J's suffering is all your fault. He got so upset about your ban that his internal pressure went so high that he blew a hole in his Colon.
Hey stop that, 1J's suffering is all your fault. He got so upset about your ban that his internal pressure went so high that he blew a hole in his Colon.
Stay strong brother.
Thx Brother! Doing what I can. Got free shipping on a case of vagisil on the way. Better work or I'm leaving a negative review on Amazon Prime.
Well shit. Hope you feel better old man.
Any fevers or serious bad pain you git yer ass back to the ER real quick, ya hear now?
Modern stuff is good and we still miss stuff or it comes back roaring like a mofo. Just be vigilant.
Any fevers or serious bad pain you git yer ass back to the ER real quick, ya hear now?
Modern stuff is good and we still miss stuff or it comes back roaring like a mofo. Just be vigilant.
Copy that. Pretty tired today and some nausea. Pain isn't increasing that I can really tell. 5 saltines and a piece of cheese with watered down cranberry juice is all I've felt like choaking down today. Of course water throughout the day. Believe me, 1st sign of going the other direction I'm packing up and heading out. Thx again for the input Doc.
Don't make me sic Waddams on your peripatetic, Ford-drivin', meat-hungry nimrod ass.
I mean it.
I mean it.
Get well soon buddy! Take care and eat right foods and you will be feeling better soon!
Watch out for the dog if you are putting peanut butter on those crackers...
Found something for you to do while you are in rehab mate, may help to take your mind off the venison steaks.....
Isn't it nice to know that what we're really worried about is havin' to find and break in your replacement?
Ouch.....Isn't it nice to know that what we're really worried about is havin' to find and break in your replacement?
. Finding someone with a pervert cat is gonna be tough. That alone is gonna buy him at least 6 months....
Ouch.....
Finding someone with a pervert cat is gonna be tough. That alone is gonna buy him at least 6 months....
And somebody who could laugh it off if we were to throw shit like this up?
Seriously, 1J04 is irreplaceable.
You got that right !And somebody who could laugh it off if we were to throw shit like this up?
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Seriously, 1J04 is irreplaceable.
im going to melt those crayons down into a crayola dick...
you can write people letters w your crayon dick while you are feeling like poopoo
you can write people letters w your crayon dick while you are feeling like poopoo
Definitely, wait had tos floss real quickn shoulda peeled the skin off it first.
purple isn't even close to grape. Just say'n. Uhm, splints, of course.
The shrinking ab has just stopped jiggling and just wiping up the last of the tears I just shed while sitting laughing my fucking ass off. No tolling on the floor, not just yet.
Fuck me that's some funny shit deploranles.
Ckoked down a couple scrambled eggs n toast and yet more waterbed down cranberry juice. Mmmmm. Pain has actually subsided a bit so far today, fuck,n goodie.
Now let's keeper down to a low roar for a bit, gotta call in for follow up appt.
PS: Next SOB that drives by with a Bull in the back of their truck is getting a 12 gauge seal bomb outta the 870 lobbed over them. The farmers use'm hear to chase geese outta the fields......
a fuckin seal bomb ???????????????????????????????????????????????
dude, that sounds cool
dude, that sounds cool
Can you make one with shark fins? Asking for a friend.
Me figured ye was just bein' nautical, arr ...
(Not that I'm posting anything that could be construed to be raw material for Photoshop purposes, mind ye.)
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i dont know how in the hell im going to make it let alone putting shark fins on it you dirty shark...
i started thinking, this shit will be easy, melt the crayons, poor into a casting.....
did you haer that? a casting,
now im not knowing what to do... the ole lady doesnt have a dildo i can make a casting out of,
im not doing it...
fuck, whats a nigga to do??? carve a dick out of wood?
no.
Did you double down on Dilaudid just before you wrote this ? This post is a wreck....Definitely, wait had tos floss real quickn shoulda peeled the skin off it first.
Uhm, splints, of course.
The shrinking ab has just stopped jiggling and just wiping up the last of the tears I just shed while sitting laughing my fucking ass off. No tolling on the floor, not just yet.
Fuck me that's some funny shit deploranles.
Ckoked down a couple scrambled eggs n toast and yet more waterbed down cranberry juice. Mmmmm. Pain has actually subsided a bit so far today, fuck,n goodie.
Now let's keeper down to a low roar for a bit, gotta call in for follow up appt.
PS: Next SOB that drives by with a Bull in the back of their truck is getting a 12 gauge seal bomb outta the 870 lobbed over them. The farmers use'm hear to chase geese outta the fields......
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Did you double down on Dilaudid just before you wrote this ? This post is a wreck....
He's still trying to regain his faculties after Chrissy in the "bananas" thread.
I’ll have to go look. Now Im playin catch up. I figured he was still sleepin’ off his “Jeff” hangover.....
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