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Maggie’s Our resident C/O is recovering from penis enlargement surgery.......

Trying to help 1J get up and out of the hospital, doing my part.

I mean, you are aware he has a really twisted cat ? and he has a thing about animals ??, right ? Thought everybody on the board knew that....????

This is the sign in his yard...
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Just sayin...?

Hey, wait a minute buster !........Where are you goin' with this ? :unsure::ROFLMAO:

Besides, I had no specific idea of "how" or "where" he'd use them......Don't even care to know. But, the idea of him running around Astoria for 8 hours in a hospital gown with a pup tent he couldn't get rid of does seem pretty funny......What are friends for, huh ?
 
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I got a bit distracted by that GIF of the Disneyland chick. Then a flurry of mating animals. back to focus...Hope you are on the mend!!, and keep an eye on Jeffrey, he sounds suspicious.
 
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Ha!!!

I feel my age sometimes and though I am grounded with a great job and life, I feel 17 a lot around momma....... ?

Well, that's a good thing ! ;)
The wife and I are celebrating our 35 year anniversary this coming January 1st. Some of the horndog wears off over time, but there is a lot more affection and appreciation for each other now. It's all good, it's been a good run so far.....
 
TC

I hear ya.
We have a lot of that too, which I know is very special and pretty rare.
Its also very awesome to have the physical attraction, on both sides.

Not to be too mushy and I never realized life with a woman could actually be this amazing.
Hence why I wasted no time in putting a ring on her finger....

Alright, back to bustin Jimmy’s chops!
 
TC

I hear ya.
We have a lot of that too, which I know is very special and pretty rare.
Its also very awesome to have the physical attraction, on both sides.

Not to be too mushy and I never realized life with a woman could actually be this amazing.
Hence why I wasted no time in putting a ring on her finger....

Alright, back to bustin Jimmy’s chops!

Do what ya gotta do to keep the magic alive! It pays huge dividends! :cool::cool::cool:
 
Thx Heathens. Ya, Jimmy was suppose to be hunting for 3 weeks for Deer n Elk. Got one week in and one Deer, eldest boys, then wammo, 5 days of complete and utter hell in the lower left abdomen. Good bout of diverticulitis with a tear in the colon leaking some nasty shit into my guts. Fucking pain like Jimmy has never known. Constant and off the charts. Checked me in and started I V antibiotics and pain management. Ain't ate in 6 days and that's not changing any time soon. If I can avoid the knife I'm golden. Doc in meeting now. I'll know more later. Thx for the shoutout boys. Still appreciated. :confused:
I'd eat Unagi stuffed Durian right now. Anything beats this fucking minty sponge on a stick. Crule ass world......
As you were deplorables.
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Whatta vacation. Shit! And now I get to miss Elk Season too? Love it. :mad:

Damn...I hope you feel better soon! Get some rest and enjoy being waited on as best you can
 
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I hacked the patient management system at Larry The Jailer Guys hospital and ordered up a garden hose sized catheter, you’re welcome. ?

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Comparing D’s pic with J’s from yesterday, it looks like he may have been moved. Dunno if that means anything, or, if Im even seeing what I think Im seeing (differences in rooms)
 
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Pray for him boys.

A perforated (even a micro perf) colon is no laughing matter. Sepsis and surgical intervention are very real.
We will hear from him soon enough I bet. Anyone hears, post it up please.

And that picture sure looks like it has made his abdomen very distended..... ???
 
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Pray for him boys.

A perforated (even a micro perf) colon is no laughing matter. Sepsis and surgical intervention are very real.
We will hear from him soon enough I bet. Anyone hears, post it up please.

And that picture sure looks like it has made his abdomen very distended..... ???
Yea that shit he has is life threatening! I had that very thing a few years ago and it’s dead serious!
 
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Yea that shit he has is life threatening! I had that very thing a few years ago and it’s dead serious!

Absolutely. My dad was in the hospital 27 days b4 we started to believe he'd live through it... that junk is nothing to play with.
Jimmy is one of the really good guys here.... dont come much better than him...
 
Nope,
He's been like a church mouse

Mouse, did you say mouse ? Somewhere I have a pic of mice in the act...

Would start off,
Hey Mouse that roared, your cat waits for you at home, get better brother,

But old 2A is worried about something called "fetish".... so, I'll slow down on the pics a little....

Today..... tomorrow is game on...
 
Mouse, did you say mouse ? Somewhere I have a pic of mice in the act...

Would start off,
Hey Mouse that roared, your cat waits for you at home, get better brother,

But old 2A is worried about something called "fetish".... so, I'll slow down on the pics a little....

Today..... tomorrow is game on...

Uh, a mouse?

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