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Another Inappropriate Wedding Photographer

Biches be crazy. The above photo tells you everything you need to know -- that is not the face of a sane person. Go back to the photo, gentlemen, and this time look at the face. I know it's difficult. Maybe use a piece of paper to cover up the tits. Now. SEE? Bitch is nuts.

Stop thinking with your head man......turn in your man card.
 
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Judge Kavenaugh must have snuck in there and spiked the punch, another poor innocent woman being destroyed.

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It's all about poor life choices . Cause they make the best stories . Nobody wants to hear abot the good girl that graduated Bible college and does photography to pay for her knitting hobby . I personally want to hear bout the crazy Ho that fucked cousin Ted in the men's room then ran outside , pissed on a tree then ran from the cops screamin no pussy for you Tubsy Wubsy . ?
 
Biches be crazy. The above photo tells you everything you need to know -- that is not the face of a sane person. Go back to the photo, gentlemen, and this time look at the face. I know it's difficult. Maybe use a piece of paper to cover up the tits. Now. SEE? Bitch is nuts.
Ok..... I’ve been looking at this photo for 45 mins.....

I still can’t find the face....

Is this a trick picture?
 
More likely boiled bunny :)

Bunny is the fruit of DC. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, pickle it, saute it. There, uh, bunny kabobs, bunny creole, bunny gumbo, panfried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple bunny, lemon bunny, coconut bunny, pepper bunny, bunny soup, bunny stew, bunny salad, bunny and potatoes, bunny burger, bunny sandwich ... that's, that's about it.
 
I'll cross that bridge when she's got hold of these nuts thank you very much. She don skeer me. She's perfectly sane compared to some of the mental cases I've been with.

In my youth, when I was out on the hunt, the crazy ones could smell me at a hundred yards. I'd walk into a bar, and two or three of them would come to attention, stand up, their eyes going wide, and they would start sniffing in the air.

I'm not proud of everything. I have regrets...
 
Bunny is the fruit of DC. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, pickle it, saute it. There, uh, bunny kabobs, bunny creole, bunny gumbo, panfried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple bunny, lemon bunny, coconut bunny, pepper bunny, bunny soup, bunny stew, bunny salad, bunny and potatoes, bunny burger, bunny sandwich ... that's, that's about it.

You forgot the Energizer bunny and the most famous bunnies of all time.

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I'll cross that bridge when she's got hold of these nuts thank you very much. She don skeer me. She's perfectly sane compared to some of the mental cases I've been with.

In my youth, when I was out on the hunt, the crazy ones could smell me at a hundred yards. I'd walk into a bar, and two or three of them would come to attention, stand up, their eyes going wide, and they would start sniffing in the air.

I'm not proud of everything. I have regrets...

When I was young I only had sex with crazy. From my experience the crazy girls were much less “constrained” morally. You just never give them your home address or go home the same way twice.
 
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What you gonna do when she grabs hold of your nuts and wont let go?

I had a crazy hot girl do that with her teeth! I grabbed her hair, she bit harder. I don't recall how I got out of that one... We were only together two weeks.

But the second time she did it we were in a bed against a cinderblock wall and I throttled her throat and popped the back of her head against the wall (use your imagination) and she went limp for bit. Told a friend he "could have her" to "take her home". Two birds with one stone! See, he was an asshole so I pawned her off on him and she ruined his life for a few years, they found him hanging by a belt in the closet once. Talk about dodging a bullet.

And when they broke up and he was heartbroken? I fucked her in a motel room, passed her on to a friend and DD'd!

Years later I ran into her and her giant tits and thought about a another shot. Didn't look so crazy. She'd married a marine and had kids and I guess he dominated her ass, maybe that's what she needed all along? Some want that I guess.
 
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