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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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You know, if I find out that your wife is NOT a mail order bride from a Eastern Europe country, most notably formerly behind the iron curtain I am going to be a little disappointed.;):ROFLMAO:

Hi,

Direct DDR German import that self identifies as Ukrainian because she feels their personality and temperament better suit her, ?.

Sincerely,
Theis
 
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That pilot is badass doing relative freefall with guy under canopy . Some pilots just got that touch, and just looking for a way to express themselves...LOL . I ran into one of these pilots, on a Helio Stallion ( au-24 ) , Back then that Helio was probably 1 of 3 that were still flying and not in the dirt . It was a badboy and I never seen a turbine with that short a takeoff and landing before . that pilot was 'crazy' good . Anyway was a lot of years ago and I was skysurfing and I was exiting last on that jump load . I exited and was standing there in freefall . I looked up and that motherfucker was walking that Turbine Nose-down Vertical and relative to me in freefall right in front of me . Was pretty awesome looking and the tail of the plane was kind of swishing back and forth and stable, he just hung the plane there nose-down relative with me for a while, and I was looking at him sitting in the pilot seat, and him looking at me . was just one of those visual things that just never leave you head .
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i too jumped a helio stallion .......when i first got in it....the pilot took off from one side of the runway to the other....not down the length...oh and it was a grass runway
 
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In case anyone wants to order a bag of dicks... they do exist...View attachment 7062969

Well, you're not wrong.........

I'm just trying to figure out if their "once fired" is worth the deal, or if I should just bite the bullet and buy new bags of dicks (?).

Never mind......My intended audience would never know the difference......
 
i too jumped a helio stallion .......when i first got in it....the pilot took off from one side of the runway to the other....not down the length...oh and it was a grass runway

(y)(y)(y) to both of you !.....Way cool !




(BTW..........did you guys know there was such a thing as a twin Turbo Stallion ? I have forgotten what little I know about them. I looked on Youtube and couldn't find previous videos. I'll keep looking).
 
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i actually love the idea, thank god i done deal with hail like that around here...im a soft top guy

i guessing they do but i wonder if any makes a inflatable cover with a few bungee tie downs that works off a co2 tank/paintball
 
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(y)(y)(y) to both of you !.....Way cool !




(BTW..........did you guys know there was such a thing as a twin Turbo Stallion ? I have forgotten what little I know about them. I looked on Youtube and couldn't find previous videos. I'll keep looking).

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It had Gun attachment points on wings, and on bottom belly had drop-door/bomb door . Combined with the ultra short takeoff and landing capabilities and that Pratt Whitney power plant for hauling a good payload . It was in the end one of those Vietnam development aircraft that was a dream item on every Smugglers bucket list .
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