Hey There Vegans!

[Maser]

 

[Alphatreedog]

That is sacrilege. I'm a yankee and even I know that that is wrong .

 

[Nik H]

A vegan may BBQ well...never tried one

 

[FS1]

Cooked meat is responsible for mans brain growing into a powerhouse. Without it we would still live in caves and mud huts.

This explains why lib brains are shrinking it’s the vegan effect.

 

[Nik H]

Bbq freedom should be right after 2A, “The right to kill critters and smoke meat shall not be infringed “ and I’m not talking yankee bbq, real bbq is meat cooked on a smoker that don’t need a shit load of bbq sauce.

I don’t care how militant a vegan or vegetablealientairain is, you get between me and my smoker, you going to loose.

I agree and if you ever visit us Yankees in New England, I will be glad to show you how it is done

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Ever heard about the most not-so-fearsome Comanche war chief who was a vegan?

His name was 'He-Who-Cannot-Shoot-For-Shit'.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

I live in eastern NC and our bbq is pretty damn famous. Once you cross into Wayne county out of Wilson county, the bbq changes. I cook pigs quite often. The 80-100 lb range is the best tasting. When Phil Velayo came and stayed with me for a match, I took him to a staple bbq place and I think he pitched a tent in his britches after taking his first bite of bbq.

 

[Nik H]

Lol hey if you can smoke meat where I don’t have to drown it in sweet baby rays, I’ll eat my fill any day!

Been up there for work and had some bbq, it was like a pork chop, sliced up and smothered in bbq sauce. I ate it but didn’t get my bbq fill

There is not a lot here. Most people like me that crave BBQ; do it themselves. There are a few of us that have smokers and rely on the taste of the meat versus a lot of thick, goopy and sweet sauce.

 

[Nik H]

I live in eastern NC and our bbq is pretty damn famous. Once you cross into Wayne county out of Wilson county, the bbq changes. I cook pigs quite often. The 80-100 lb range is the best tasting. When Phil Velayo came and stayed with me for a match, I took him to a staple bbq place and I think he pitched a tent in his britches after taking his first bite of bbq.

NC BBQ is awesome. I love the taste and I love the simple vinegar based sauce...pure genius

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Cooked meat is responsible for mans brain growing into a powerhouse. Without it we would still live in caves and mud huts.

This explains why lib brains are shrinking it’s the vegan effect.

That and the soy faggotry....

Sirhr

 

[W54/XM-388]

That and the soy faggotry....

Sirhr

The Soy stuff will give you cancer if you are a woman and then turn you into a lady boy if you are a man.
Stay away from it....

 

[W54/XM-388]

So copied from one of my favorite cartoon makers:

"Meat"
I don't know if you buy a lot of fake vegan meats, but they're all mimicking actual meat-
Fake vegan chicken, Fake vegan pork....
Given that it's all pretend anyway, why not simulate more exotic flesh?
We've prepared these rebranding suggestions, just in case you run a vegan meat company.

 

[Loonhunter]

The Soy stuff will give you cancer if you are a woman and then turn you into a lady boy if you are a man.
Stay away from it....

So, what you’re saying is it will turn you into....

 

[pbatesaz]

I knew this liberal once. He wanted to smoke a turkey for Thanksgiving, but he couldn’t decide which end to light and which end to stick in his mouth.