Rifle identifying as " something other"

[1moaoff]

I have a quandry.

One of my rifles that is chambered in 308 self identifies as a long range rifle!!!!

I am at a loss of what to do. I have tried therapy and long conversations to no acceptable outcome. The rifle and cartridge are being very blunt on the fact that they dont want to be identified as short to medium range tools.

My fear is that other rifles will simply decide to be what they want not what I want them to be.

Imagine my 6.5 creed saying I want to be a bench rest gun!!!!

So my question is where did I go wrong? Or is it even me? Is it the environment in the gun room. Was it just made that way? You know the nature vs nurture arguement.

Should I keep them separate so it doesnt spread.

Should I have them vaccinated???

Please help me and my rifles in our time of confusion!

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Late term abortion.

 

[Steel head]

Late term abortion.

 

[TonyTheTiger]

What gender is the rifle? What bathroom does it use? Which pronoun do you have to call it by to keep it from having a meltdown?

Answer these questions and we'll be able to help you better.

 

[Rthur]

You may need this:

R

 

[Spblademaker]

Your 308 sounds fabulous.

 

[1moaoff]

The saving grace so far is that it doesnt identify as the 6 gay tiger

 

[spife7980]

I think you need to take this confused rifle outside to put it out of its misery and shoot it.

 

[Precisiondada]

I run a group home for confused rifles. You can send it my way and we’ll find a way to make room in our program.