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[DarnYankeeUSMC]

By this article every other person you see during the day is wearing yesterday's draws.
Even if you don't shower, change your damn skivvies!!!

Nearly half of all Americans have worn the same underwear for days, study claims

Talk about airing the dirty laundry.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Threadcutter308]

Ummmm.............It's "yellow in front, brown in back"...........

On very rare occasions, I will wear the same pair on two consecutive days. The last time I did that was when we nuked Hanoi.....

 

[diverdon]

The article does not live up to the headline. The headline implies regularly doing it, but in the text of the article "a new study claims that nearly half of all Americans admit to having worn the same underwear for multiple days in a row." So most of these people may remember running out of clean undies on the last day of a trip, not the same thing as having one pair for Monday to Friday and the other for weekends.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Commando.

The article does not live up to the headline. The headline implies regularly doing it, but in the text of the article "a new study claims that nearly half of all Americans admit to having worn the same underwear for multiple days in a row." So most of these people may remember running out of clean undies on the last day of a trip, not the same thing as having one pair for Monday to Friday and the other for weekends.

 

[Centuriator]

Gross.

 

[diverdon]

Commando.

If You are coming back from Mexico, and for some reason you went thru your undies twice as fast as ever before, then in consideration of your fellow passengers please wear your cleanest pair of undies. Ya know, just in case your next fart has a little extra in it.

 

[Spblademaker]

I just put 5 on at the beginning of the work week and peel off the top layer each day as the week goes along. Sure it doesn’t make any sense, but the voices in my head applauded the “outside the box” thinking. And they are the only ones who matter. ?

 

[bluegrasspicker]

Diverdon, please tell me there's a story behind this sage-like advice...

 

[502Chevelle]

And what is this thing called underwear that you speak of?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Black, brown and dark navy are your friend.

If You are coming back from Mexico, and for some reason you went thru your undies twice as fast as ever before, then in consideration of your fellow passengers please wear your cleanest pair of undies. Ya know, just in case your next fart has a little extra in it.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

For years I had Don Garlits burnouts in my skivvies. My English wife bought me some dark underwear...problem solved.
Plus, I can wear a pair for days now....weeks even.







Ok. Bad jokes aside. I've been known to wash a pair in the bathroom sink that looked perfectly fine because, "I just ain't wearing day old underwear."
I've heard you can wear blue jeans several days in a row......not in my line of work.