Maggie’s The internet+ 4K camera's = The Running Butthole Challenge

What will they think of next. Wait, let me retract that.....


The Drano Cocktail Challenge...

One can only hope.
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Oof.

Draino ingestion is bad.

Saw it recently. Make a darn mess of your insides in short order.


Industrial lye... We use that stuff in liquid degreaser to clean the shit out of metal that is to be connected before putting the SMAW electrodes to it. Several different degrees of strength in these solvents. The weakest ones leaves a very slippery and soapy feeling on your fingers that just takes quite a while to wash off. I can surely imagine what the higher grades will do to mucous membranes and other things. I have seen cutaneous burns from the medium strength stuff.
 
Oh ffs :rolleyes: First tide pod eating, then condom snorting, then licking ice cream in stores and putting it back. The internet is wonderful and yet shows how f’ing stupid people are.


Tell you the truth... I had been hoping to catch some scummy little fuckstain in a store licking/spitting in food and putting it back on the shelf. I REALLY want to know just how a human face will look like after taking a full powered punch from a fist reinforced by lead lined "work gloves".
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Drano used here. sounds like worse than being lit on fire.



I am absolutely certain that in some third world totalitarian shithole somewhere, some poor dissenter or ideological offender has had drain cleaner injected into his veins by the dictator's henchmen. Saddam Hussein sounded like he has personally ordered something like that done to people multiple times during his rule and thoroughly enjoyed being a spectator too...

No matter how twisted, bizarre, or downright fucked up something is that can be imagined, it most likely already exists somewhere out there.
 
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have to say at least its not a video of a 500lb Walmart shopper with a camera and a puppy stuck in there crack while shopping in a thong . Not that there is anything wrong with that if its your thing good for you . I would prefer not seeing anymore of those . What is seen can never be unseen .
 
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The various religious "disagreements" in Europe for about 1500 years involving the good old Catholic Church and their minions vs. those who didn't think they were the end all be all representatives of God, (and then often when the coin was flipped the other way), saw more "creative" and "horrific" things being done to humans by humans than most modern folks can comprehend fully.
And often with the added bonus of public entertainment.

However bonus points to the Ancient Romans and also to the recent ISIS folks for their own crude creative attempts at getting noted on the evil scale.
 
Holy shit what was wrong with these people


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The hostages were also forced to drink a corrosive drain cleaner,
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I think at this point, people should realize that all is lost. That is it, it ain't gonna get better. Help is not coming, and you only have one option left: Fight to the death. Even if you have to grab the nearest motherfucker and sink your jaws into his neck...

Do NOT ever give shitbags like that a free or cheap pass. They are going to pay, dearly, for what they want.

Rule of life number one: Carry at least a fucking knife on you, all the time...
 
So Last night I showed this video to momma.
Asked if she would help set up the recording and hold my phone for such a video. I did a pretty good job of keeping a straight face and selling it. Until I told her I was gonna put it on my Facebook website. Then she knew....

She said no. She was pretty adamant that she never wanted to see my butthole unless medically necessary.
Said its for farting and pooping and she isnt interested in being any closer to either one of those than she already has to be......

We were both laughing so hard at all this silliness.

And we agreed even if we were dumb kids this would seem like a good idea.
Im glad there were smartphones everywhere when I was growing up....
 
From the article:

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The hostages were also forced to drink a corrosive drain cleaner,
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I think at this point, people should realize that all is lost. That is it, it ain't gonna get better. Help is not coming, and you only have one option left: Fight to the death. Even if you have to grab the nearest motherfucker and sink your jaws into his neck...

Do NOT ever give shitbags like that a free or cheap pass. They are going to pay, dearly, for what they want.

Rule of life number one: Carry at least a fucking knife on you, all the time...


I always have a gun on me and I will be shot before I ever let someone forcibly take me anywhere.