Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[myronman3]

Sad times we live in.

It will be known as the dumbest generation.

Amazing how fast we slipped from the Greatest Generation.

no big surprise. in the bible, people kept making the same mistakes, over and over. it’s because of time....the one thing that isnt readily apparent in the stories. hard lessons learned are forgotten after a few generations. whether you are spiritual or not, there is a big lesson there.

 

[McReef]

 

[McReef]

For you lefties...

 

[Tucker301]

 

[MRiles]

 

[Nodakplowboy]

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Yup...

I've been to a bar in North Dakota.....Hard to imagine what it would take to get banned......

Yup again.

 

[MadDuner]

I’m a North Dakota boy. I walked into a bar in Montana - in a town I’d never been to, and the bartender knew who I was because I am the perfect clone of my Dad. Knew my name. Holy crap! I can believe that they would also know who got banned 30 years ago.

 

[canman]

no big surprise. in the bible, people kept making the same mistakes, over and over. it’s because of time....the one thing that isnt readily apparent in the stories. hard lessons learned are forgotten after a few generations. whether you are spiritual or not, there is a big lesson there.

That's the problem I have with people when they say I have to respect their opinion... All I have to do as an American is acknowledge the fact they can be an asshole if they want and I can't do anything about it until they are impeding my rights to disagree with them. They better be ready for a shit ton of hurt at that point but if not go ahead be an asshole.

 

[powerspc]

Now, if I can just figure out how to make that my ring tone...

 

[MontanaMarine]

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That magazine isn't seated properly.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[buffybuster]

I’m a North Dakota boy. I walked into a bar in Montana - in a town I’d never been to, and the bartender knew who I was because I am the perfect clone of my Dad. Knew my name. Holy crap! I can believe that they would also know who got banned 30 years ago.

Is your name Boba Fett?

 

[lash]

Is your name Boba Fett?

Bob Fetter, I think.

 

[Mwalex]

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How far we have fallen.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I don't get it, Who's John Holmes ?

You are a millenial, aren't you?

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[1J04]

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Even numerous teenage girls from the 70's know painfully well the difference between the two. Johnny Wad for da win.

 

[kl3309]

Why does everybody shootin' those hold the magazine?

 

[Tucker301]

I don't get it, Who's John Holmes ?

Famous boxer from the 70's.
The great white hope.

 

[1J04]

Famous boxer from the 70's.
The great white hope.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Famous puncher from the 70's.
The great white hope.

FIFY... Not saying what he was punching. But some will understand!

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[Big Bo]

I don't get it, Who's John Holmes ?

He was a "packer".

 

[powdahound76]

Punching the superior wall of a uterus most likely.....

funny part is, most chicks I have worked with who “met” a guy hung like that all bailed and didnt have relations with them.

One particular hoe sought them out. Ended up living with a guy for a couple years after another gal dumped him because she couldnt deal with his size.

the crap I hear working with so many hoes.

 

[alfack]

Punching the superior wall of a uterus most likely.....

funny part is, most chicks I have worked with who “met” a guy hung like that all bailed and didnt have relations with them.

One particular hoe sought them out. Ended up living with a guy for a couple years after another gal dumped him because she couldnt deal with his size.

the crap I hear working with so many hoes.

That's some deep stuff ?

 

[Charlie112]

He was a "packer".

Meat Packer,,,

 

[MadDuner]

Bob Fetter, I think.

Uh, nope!

My Dad used to have a beer distributing company that serviced eastern Montana and western North Dakota, so every bartender within 500 miles knew him....

 

[Maddybrook]

 

[powdahound76]

Maybe the idea of shooting through the door is OK?.......

 

[Supersubes]

probably her personal cuffs from home, at least there is no fuzzy material wrap around them.

On second thought, it would be funny as hell to see someone perp walked, wearing pink fuzzy cuffs.

When some friends and I got out of the academy we bought those for the perp walk entertainment. Turns out our department had already prohibited their use. Dang...

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

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[Boon20]

Why does everybody shootin' those hold the magazine?

They want to feel its girth

 

[sgtlmj]

The Jimmer knows.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[P-Squared]

You are a millenial, aren't you?

Cheers,

Sirhr

Probably doesn't know Ron Jeremy either... but then again nor do I.

 

[GBMaryland]

F35 vs F22:

The F35 is not completely stealthy from all angles / directions. The F22 was designed for that role, as well as air superiority.

F35 has more advanced avionics, the F22 is getting them retrofitted.

They have different roles.

 

[DuneBoer]

Probably doesn't know Ron Jeremy either... but then again nor do I.

Ron Ron. The legend......

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Mike Casselton]

You are a millenial, aren't you?

Cheers,

Sirhr

Most people would just Google the name if they didn't know it.

Our 13 year old just asked a question to Rebecca and I while holding his cell phone in his hand.

I told him he'd learn more by looking things up and doing a bit of research.
He wasn't happy that I wouldn't spoon feed the answer to him.

Oh well...

 

[Maddybrook]

 

[McReef]

Probably doesn't know Ron Jeremy either... but then again nor do I.

Several years back a friend went to meet him when he made an appearance at a local porn store. He is with some others outside waiting for his limo to pull up, and in he rolls in a minivan.
Not sure why you’d expect a limo, but still an amusing story to me when he told it from that point of view ...

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Ron Ron. The legend......

I was going to say something about the inadvisable nature of getting on your knees in front of that guy, but I imagine that group is aware of the risks...

 

[rjacobs]

Probably doesn't know Ron Jeremy either... but then again nor do I.

Saw him at the airport in Dallas 3 or 4 years ago... holy shit he looked bad... fat, greasy, nasty... if he is still doing porn, the girls must be making at least 10x what he makes to touch him...

 

[Longshot231]

 

[powdahound76]

Saw him at the airport in Dallas 3 or 4 years ago... holy shit he looked bad... fat, greasy, nasty... if he is still doing porn, the girls must be making at least 10x what he makes to touch him...

You seem to think he wasnt fat, greasy, and nasty AF back when he started.........

 

[Tucker301]

You seem to think he wasnt fat, greasy, and nasty AF back when he started.........

Kinda my thought. I don't recall that fucker ever looking otherwise.

 

[Snipe260]

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Full of air freshener?