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PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS - Present company excepted

Centuriator

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I thought it would be fun to start a thread where we could document and share our experiences, thus providing evidence in support of the Hypothesis: PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

So go for it....what are some of your favorite "people are idiots" experiences or stories.

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Architects - I draw it therefore it must be so

The Real World - It doesn't work like that

On a hospital project the architect drew the wall cabinets over top of the desks but completely forgot that he put said desks along the wall with the 50' long storefront to let in more light. We gave the contractor a $1500 change order to build a custom framework to carry the wall cabinets so they'd be over the desks.

Contractor: "The A/E is reviewing your change order but he's concerned the new frame might block too much light"
Me: "He should've thought about that before he put wall cabinets in front of the window.
Contractor:..... (CO got approved)
 
How about a woman I stopped after a call saying she was all over the road. I test her on a PBT and flick to tube off and let it fall to the ground. She sighs heavily and says "do you mind picking that up. I have a problem with littering." But driving drunk was okay...

Or how about a drunk lesbian that, after being constantly rejected by a woman for weeks, left the bar, laid under the other woman's car, passed out, and her head became a wheel chalk when the other pulled out of the parking lot. (She did live too)





Or what about people panic buying TP??
 
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When our 2nd son was born, my wife and I became addicted for awhile to laughing at stupid shit new parents were asking in local online parenting groups. One particular gem that came back to my memory due to me eating some PB cup ice cream earlier was a mother who's son was highly allergic to peanuts, but asked if it was safe for him to eat peanut butter instead. o_O
 
How about you upload some of yer awesome videos that you scrubbed off the web? For a preacher, you sure misunderstand hypocrisy. Lmao!


You didn't convince me....you don't scare me, work on it!!!

Oh, and it's spelled "your" not "yer" .... just FYI.

Cheers!

 
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Architects - I draw it therefore it must be so

The Real World - It doesn't work like that

On a hospital project the architect drew the wall cabinets over top of the desks but completely forgot that he put said desks along the wall with the 50' long storefront to let in more light. We gave the contractor a $1500 change order to build a custom framework to carry the wall cabinets so they'd be over the desks.

Contractor: "The A/E is reviewing your change order but he's concerned the new frame might block too much light"
Me: "He should've thought about that before he put wall cabinets in front of the window.
Contractor:..... (CO got approved)

I always like when they tell you the Architect's or the Engineer's "intent" was too...... They always leave out the "intent" on drawings and specifications.
 
I'll admit, I'm prejudice against architects, I don't like them and I consider them useless. They put stupid comments on my drawings that tell me things I already know and don't answer the questions that I need know, then bitch about how long it's all taking. I also hate them for their bullshit "catch all" sentences they put in specifications and drawings.

A couple of years ago on a project we were going to use a certain supplier for media center casework but our shop drawings were rejected because the supplier wasn't one of the three approved suppliers. Nevermind that of the three listed, two were out of business and we didn't have an account with the other one. I also tried to argue that this architects firm had approved our supplier before and declared it an equal to this other one we'd never done business with. Architect douche basically said tough, no post bid substitutions, at which point I may or may not have said his specs were bullshit and then he hung up on me. Anyway, we were forced to go with this other company, they were a nightmare, and when everything showed up three months late I just shrugged my shoulders and said "you wanted this".

I'm not sure how there aren't more murders in construction....
 
Speaking of murders, on one of our other project managers' jobs, two of the general contractor's clean up guys went at it at in a convenience store across the street from the site. One guy ends up stabbing up the other guy and runs off but it wasn't too hard to figure out who'd done it so it was only a couple days before they caught him. Supposedly the guy killed his co-worker over the last fish sandwich and the jobsite they were working on....Baltimore City Detention Center.
 
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How about you upload some of yer awesome videos that you scrubbed off the web? For a preacher, you sure misunderstand hypocrisy. Lmao!

Now I remember why his name looked familiar. Thanks for the reminder. I really miss those gems of artistic creativity of his.
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When I was around 9, I noticed the headlight and wiper buttons on our 80 AMC Concorde were different shapes. I said to my mom as she was driving "know why the wipers and headlights buttons are different shapes?" She paused, thought a bit, then said "no, why?" I replied "so blind people know which one is which". She replied "oh, o guess I never thought about it."

It was more than a couple miles before it hit home with her.
 
I love how full of shit so many Twitch streamers are during this whole quarantine thing. Seriously, how the fuck can you bitch about not being allowed to leave the house, when you don't ever leave the house to begin with and you depend on Amazon and Postmates to deliver your food to you because you're such a introvert and recluse?
 
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2 in this story.

Driving home from the farm with my cousin and we encountered another driver being a dick on the road. Driving like a total moron. So I called the fuzz for an intercept.

My cousin panics and asks why I called the fuzz as we have guns in the car. I'm like, did we steal them or are they ours?! Idiot #1.

The driver got pulled over and the highway patrol officer called me and told me that they guy is denying everything I've accused him of. I tell the coppa that's ok my cousin and my dash camera are witness to it all.

I drop my cousin off at home and I continue on my merry way not expecting to hear from the coppa again. Sure enough he calls me to let me know they did a drug and alcohol test and found the driver to be under the influence of ice. Idiot #2.

This was right between Xmas and new year.

Wonder if he's been let off or behind bars still.
 
This next group of people I'm gonna shit on are people I seriously hope the Wu Flu takes to that big Tide Pod patch in the sky. It's people who think that just because they got a smart phone that makes them self entitled to do whatever they want. One of my guilty pleasures as of late is binge watching public freakout vids. Now let me first preface this by saying I have NOTHING against folks who just happen to be in the right place at the right time to catch public spergery. God bless them for being quick to get their cams recording. No, the people I'm talking about are the obnoxious fucks who will go into a business and start shit with the employees and then pull out their phones and start recording and claiming how bad they're being treated and wanna see the manager and wanna get the employee fired and they're gonna sue the place and yadda yadda......
 
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