Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Dude I did that on my girlfriends Yamaha years ago. fell in the woods and burnt HAM on my leg. It sucks and was funny as all hell at the same time.
 
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That's a bunch of bullshit. If I was there CO, I would be relieving the on-site OIC of command and start court martial proceedings against him/her and everyone else that thought they could act like Madonna in BDUs.

They were sent there to do a job and not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

It's Atlanta, so...
 
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.

When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "*(&^ no, they ain't twins!

The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the *(&^ would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice."
 
That looks like one hell-of-a-lot of whoop-ass coming to someone real soon. All it needs is a little sprinkling of Spectre and A10.
We should go back to prepping LZ’s with Arc Light raids. I worked for an old Green Beret who said all of the available clearings would be guarded by an NVA machine gun crew so on their way to insert a few minutes from the LZ B-52’s would fly over and make random LZ’s wherever the 2000 pounders landed. He said anything within a few hundred yards of the brand new clearing in the jungle was dead from the shockwave.