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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

All the cat toys in the house and she has made her new playground toy in a plastic bag
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Decided it was time to make something nice to display my vintage razors on.

1-1/2” x 1/2” oak with 1/4” oak dowels. Dowels are press fit, no glue to mess up the finish. Holds 12 razors.

I made the antiquing stain with a Sherwin Williams color called Tuxedo mixed 50/50 with water. I think it will fit into my antique-ish bathroom very well.


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(Overheard by our secret source in the Kremlin)

= What a day! The Americans are really putting the boots to Merkel on Nord Stream, we’ve got demos in Khabarovsk and now Batko’s screwing up. Some days it’s just too much.
– We gotta come up with something to take people’s minds off things, Boss.
= Yeah, but what? No military anniversaries coming up. Do we have any new weapons which we can show?
– Not unless you count the re-done Bear.
= Nah, that won’t work – the Americans will just say it’s obsolete. Why it’s almost as old at their B-52!
– How about a video of the Tsar Bomba?
= Always good to remind the neo-cons that they may have Big Democracy but we’ve got Big Bomb. But I want something else.
– We could do a video of pretty girls singing that they’re Putingirls.
= Didn’t Obama did that? That’s as fake as the reset was.
– Wait Boss! I’ve got it. Let’s poison somebody! That’ll will change the headlines. Sure worked that last few times.
= Hmmmm, sounds good, keep talking.
– We’ll poison that Navalniy guy…
= Who? – You know, the guy the Americans think you’re obsessed with.
= Isn’t he in France, in a lunatic asylum?
– No, the other guy.
= Oh yeah, I think I remember. OK so we poison him, then what?
– Well, he won’t die of course
– our poisons are no good
– and, after a day or two we let him go to some NATO country and they’ll say he was poisoned.
= Well, that will certainly change the headlines, let’s do it.
– OK Boss, and while people are obsessed with that, we can swing a few elections in the West.
= Ah yes, gotta remember to talk to Xi and coordinate our efforts. I’m still pissed off that he thinks he can fix a US election. He can do Japan, Australia, Korea and the others. That’s what multipolarism is
– you do yours, we do ours.
 
The guy who sent it to me didn't give a location. I'm doing ok but it seems like I'm on schedule to get every chemo side effect there is. I've always wondered what I'd look like bald and clean shaven.
:);)
Bald and clean shaven?
there some guy on here that is obsessed with razors of old kinds. Maybe he can set you up?
 
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They found the body of a little girl, they are still looking for the body of the little boy 😕
Been watching that search intently on the news. Sad update yesterday afternoon when it came across the tv.
 
Bald and clean shaven?
there some guy on here that is obsessed with razors of old kinds. Maybe he can set you up?
I don't need no stinking razor. I have auto hair ejection, it just falls out on it's own. :) Messy but effective.
 
The guy who sent it to me didn't give a location. I'm doing ok but it seems like I'm on schedule to get every chemo side effect there is. I've always wondered what I'd look like bald and clean shaven.
:);)
Bald and clean shaven?
there some guy on here that is obsessed with razors of old kinds. Maybe he can set you up?

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