Tactical Gear Flying of the Shelves - Everyone Ready?

[pmclaine]

I’ve been letting my lady friends know that they can come to my place for safety in the apocalypse. I’m going out surrounded by morherfucking poontang.

So you will be deep in a foxhole?

You had dangling participle up above, fixed it for you......

"I’m going out surrounded by morherfucking poontang, and piles of empty brass."

 

[pmclaine]

Get this shit over with by Black Friday.

I want some good deals on shit M193 training ammo.

 

[SilentStalkr]

Basics are the best. Just gotta be able to do the basic stuff really well.

I have perfected my quick lawn chair set up and my five fingered grip around my Yeungling bottles. You should see my draw speed and excellent angled elbow bend execution from the cooler..

 

[clcustom1911]

I have perfected my quick lawn chair set up and my five fingered grip around my Yeungling bottles. You should see my draw speed and excellent angled elbow bend execution from the cooler..

That's definitely doing the basics at a professional level.

#professionalbasicbitch

 

[clcustom1911]

Get this shit over with by Black Friday.

I want some good deals on shit M193 training ammo.

Well see if there are deals to be had.

 

[SilentStalkr]

That's definitely doing the basics at a professional level.

#professionalbasicbitch

Anhone gets close and I’ll just say, in my best Biden voice, “c’mon man” sit down and have a beer! It’s all going to be ok.

 

[Bigfatcock]

So you will be deep in a foxhole?

You had dangling participle up above, fixed it for you......

"I’m going out surrounded by morherfucking poontang, and piles of empty brass."

Probably no empty brass since the enemy will catch me with my pants down, lol.

 

[pmclaine]

Probably no empty brass since the enemy will catch me with my pants down, lol.

But you will be guns up.....

 

[Jscb1b]

But you will be guns up.....

Probably has ED.

 

[pmclaine]

Probably has ED.

Stand by for a vigorous defense of swordsmanship in 3, 2, 1............

 

[Bigfatcock]

But you will be guns up.....

Facts.

 

[Bigfatcock]

Probably has ED.

Fake news.