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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

TripleBull said:
If that beaver got to you, you'd need to change your name to Mike Nopenis.

Sounds like some of the women you picked up at bars represented a similar threat.
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As to the women, can't be so picky sometimes. Throw a dog(cow) a bone now and then.
 
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Taken from my front porch.
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TripleBull said:
If that beaver got to you, you'd need to change your name to Mike Nopenis.

Sounds like some of the women you picked up at bars represented a similar threat.



(Raises hand)



Hmmm... I was 6' at 12 too. Probably a chance correlation.
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Random story speaking of that church.

Dollar stores and laser pointers started being popular around this time.

Went to the dollar store before church and talked my mom into buying me a laser pointer to play with. Got there early and my mom leaves me outside, I take it out of the package, pop the batteries in, point it at the church, and there's a giant red middle finger on the wall.

Owned that fucker 5 minutes and some old lady took it from me lmao.

Had 5-6 caps and the package didn't show what they were.
 
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gizmohead said:
Gotta watch out for the beaver fever too! 😉
www.medicalnewstoday.com

Giardiasis (beaver fever): Symptoms, diagnosis, treatment, and more

Giardiasis, or beaver fever, is a parasitic infection of the gut that leads to abdominal discomfort and watery diarrhea. People often catch it when travelling or camping. Treatment is with antibiotics. Good hand-washing practices and avoiding contaminated water can help prevent infection.
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Beaver Fever sounds like a fun name for Chlamydia
 
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Someone call the police, someone stole my wife's ass. Lol.


She lost 110lbs and has no ass now!!
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akmike47 said:
We were out running cattle at my buddies ranch one day I was probably 12-13. Had a bunch that needed branding/cut/immunized.

We are cutting this one bull and they tell me to yell to one guy to bring us some of the purple shit you swab on the cut(name escapes me though I've used it 100 times) as my mouth open, some moron let the bull kick its leg out of his grasp, and SPLAT. Chunk of cow shit on the back of my tongue.

I was surrounded by a bunch of old guys so all I could do was scrape it out with my finger spit a few times and go about my business. It was bad LOL.
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Was the purple...gentian violet?
 
Been too long I'm sure it's the same shit they spray on now, it came in a can with the cotton swab the same as plumbing glue, it was even the same color purple.
 
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