Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Wow, she looks used up.
I couldn't even get a fity out of that azz
See?
Next year nobody will care about bump stocks, NFA items, or 80% receivers.
I can hardly wait.
Maybe try quality over quantity mate. Some of your pics have been quality / funny but they just get swamped by the quantity. This thread belongs to everyone here, maybe we need a "fair use" policy. We did have an unofficial one amongst ourselves before you started your takeover. Something to think about??
No idea what this is about. He's been blocked for months.
Then I will gladly take her for free
That’s like saying that a Rolex keeps better time than a Seiko. I bet it’s never been off road except when it missed the driveway and drove on the grass.
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Paging @TheGerman for Mod 1 pics....
Range Rover = I can afford to trade before the warranty expires.
Actually, mine has been pretty reliable. They gotten much better in the reliability department.
A old buddy of mine has/ had a 2009 RR, he had more experiences than he ever wanted working on it. Last I talked to him, he was still driving it though. I would pick on him and tell him, he could always get a job at a dealership, if they asked for references, point out his and show them the repair list.
In 1987 I was walking up the staircase on the side of the Pentagon into the security checkpoint.
It was raining out and the Air Force had just switched to Woodland camouflage BDU fatiques.
Air Force regulation 35-10 was pretty specific on the use of an umbrella but it hadn’t been updated to reflect combat fatigues.
So I’m walking up the staircase to the Pentagon... when all of a sudden some army guy with a shit load of stripes (sergeant major) starts ripping me a new asshole.
“ what the hell do you think you’re doing? Are you some kind of stupid motherfucker can’t remember basic training? Since when do we wear combat fatigues and use an umbrella? Answer me goddamit!”
So I responded...
“Sir, Air Force regulation 35-10 clearly stipulates the use of of a black or blue umbrella, of a conservative nature, regardless of uniform type.”
... and this is why he’s a sergeant major....
His demeanor instantly changes… He’s got a smile on his face he’s he’s actually warm and friendly all of a sudden.
He responds:
“Oh, I’m terribly sorry airman, I thought you were in the army. Carry on.”
Bahahahaha.
Barney- I have PM’d some of the new guys - they don’t care - I now click ignore. I no longer need to worry about too many posts... or pink/stink/nude celebs
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What year / model do you have?
2017 Discovery Sport HSE. Aside from the normal dealership BS, it's been pretty reliable, and has done well off road (a rarity in these parts of San Diego to see one of these offroad; the mechanics were all smiles when I took it in, covered in Montana mud).
ETA: My one disappointment is the UV coatings on some of the plastic trim parts suck (and aren't covered under warranty). Already replaced both back pillar covers. Dealer tried to charge me (get this) $420...each, and then I pulled up a LR website in the US selling them for $62 a pop. Fuckers. The badges are toast as well. But mechanically, she's held up well.
A 2017 should be reliable. Wait until it’s 7 years old and give us an update
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No they have not. The new Defender has been an absolute train wreck.
Don't remember when it changed, but when I enlisted males could hold an umbrella for females, but not use one. To this day, I've never used one.
No kidding.
I remember when I got out of the Air Force and went to college… There was a master sergeant sitting at a recruitment desk at the college.
So I walked over and I said “ how’s it going senior master sergeant? Have you had any luck?”
And he says to me “I’m a master sergeant!” I pause and look at him, and I’m like “but you’ve got one straight up top... Holy crap.”
Only took 18 months for that to change... it still looks weird to me when I see three stripes up top, as opposed to the two from when I was in the Air Force.
Changed just before I made Senior. Was called Chief a lot.
The reason the Britts don't make computers is that they haven't figured out how to make them leak oil. Boat owner I worked for has the supercharged sport model. He travels so his being in the shop 2 times a month coincides perfectly with his schedule. Make sure you sell it before the warranty is up.
Remember the disaster preparedness exercises? Instead of REALLY boarding up windows and locking doors, they would put up signs saying “simulated blocked” or “simulated locked.”
I walked through a door with a piece of paper taped to it which said, “simulated locked.” On the other side was an E-9 who looked like he was old enough to have been a crew chief for the Montgolfier brothers.
He looked at me and asked, “well looooootenant, did you read the sign on the door?”
I said yes I did and held up my hand in front of his face with my thumb and first finger pressed together. “Do you see that Chief?”
“What is it?” He asked.
“That’s my simulated key.”
He just shook his head and laughed. I walked away unscathed.
I found out that if you could make an Air Force E-9 laugh you could get away with almost anything.
When I switched to the Army I found out that Army E-9s have had a surgical procedure which removes their funny bones.
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