CDC sayz masks don’t work (again)

Round these parts they have the mask mandatory signs on all the doors.
If you walk in without one, no-one says a thing.
I've been stared at, but no Karen has come forward to say a thing.

the mandate is, if you are indoor and can't keep 6ft from someone.
As long as mother fuckers keep away from me they should be fine. I've been social distancing since when it wasn't cool, I just plain don't like people too close to me.
I can imagine some Karen giving you grief Mike, haha haha. Have Rebecca Snapchat it for us dude.
I get zero stink eye for going maskless and I don't care either way, everybody can fuck off.
I do see the young hotties w their masked cuck boyfriends looking at my unmasked face thinking they need my sperm seed of freedom.
Spread the seed of freedom boyz...
Do it for uncle Sam.
Take one for the team.

Next time you see that masked hottie, you ask her if she needs a freedom Fuckin, ask her if she needs that seed of freedom.

Please be advised...
Attention Kmart shoppers.
Said hottie, CAN, I repeat, CAN take that seed of freedom orally...
That is all.
 
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I see mask and gloves all over in a variety of parking lots or just laying around while I take the pooch for a walk in the hood or at the local park. People are pigs (no offense to actual pigs).

Funny thing is the mask Karens, who are now going through masks like toilet paper, they are the same people who were preaching how we all need to only use those stupid, limp, pointless paper straws “to save the sea turtles” just before the wuflu kicked off lol
 
the mandate is, if you are indoor and can't keep 6ft from someone.
As long as mother fuckers keep away from me they should be fine. I've been social distancing since when it wasn't cool, I just plain don't like people too close to me.
I can imagine some Karen giving you grief Mike, haha haha. Have Rebecca Snapchat it for us dude.
I get zero stink eye for going maskless and I don't care either way, everybody can fuck off.
I do see the young hotties w their masked cuck boyfriends looking at my unmasked face thinking they need my sperm seed of freedom.
Spread the seed of freedom boyz...
Do it for uncle Sam.
Take one for the team.

Next time you see that masked hottie, you ask her if she needs a freedom Fuckin, ask her if she needs that seed of freedom.

Please be advised...
Attention Kmart shoppers.
Said hottie, CAN, I repeat, CAN take that seed of freedom orally...
That is all.
Subtle...... :unsure: :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: