the mandate is, if you are indoor and can't keep 6ft from someone.
As long as mother fuckers keep away from me they should be fine. I've been social distancing since when it wasn't cool, I just plain don't like people too close to me.
I can imagine some Karen giving you grief Mike, haha haha. Have Rebecca Snapchat it for us dude.
I get zero stink eye for going maskless and I don't care either way, everybody can fuck off.
I do see the young hotties w their masked cuck boyfriends looking at my unmasked face thinking they need my sperm seed of freedom.
Spread the seed of freedom boyz...
Do it for uncle Sam.
Take one for the team.
Next time you see that masked hottie, you ask her if she needs a freedom Fuckin, ask her if she needs that seed of freedom.
Please be advised...
Attention Kmart shoppers.
Said hottie, CAN, I repeat, CAN take that seed of freedom orally...
That is all.