Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Social Influencer and Gender Expert…In this day…a HIGHLY sought after Profession.
Onlyfans egirls are making quite a lot of $imp buck$ these days too. There is A LOT of simps and neckbeards out there. Some of these chicks are racking in over $4000+ per week just doing stripteases on Onlyfans and mentioning some of her biggest supporters by name, and dropping an "I love you" and "I am thinking about you" every once in a while to these thirsty dudes and the Paypal/CC transactions go rolling right in.
The term for these chicks is "living on recruit difficulty"...
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Hell, I saw one on a guy on a mountain in Nepal in a National Geographic article years ago - 80s/90s.
Damn straight they are everywhere.
I don’t know where Stan got his EJ shirts made in the 80s but Garth Brooks was printing tee-shirts part time at Dupree’s Sporting Goods on Washington, and singing across the street in Willies in the evenings.
Hell, Garth may have silk-screened Stan’s shirts. Small world.
Carry on, back to Motivational Pics...
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Capitalism at it's finest. Product, market, need, supply, demand. I think it's fantastic, but thats just me. I don't pay money for that shit, but I understand the entrepreneurial value of this.
That day has already arrived. About twenty years ago my wife and I were hosting 17 family members for Thanksgiving. About 11 AM the guest bathroom toilet overflowed. We could not uses any water as I discovered it was even worse in my basement workshop bathroom. My wife was hysterical. Started calling plumbers in the phone book, with most not answering or telling me they could not help.
Finally got one guy to agree to come out. He arrived in a rust bucket van belching smoke. Looked like he had been in a grease pit and needed a bath.
In the back of the van he had couple of pipe wrenches and a very few other tools. He pulled out a 100 ft drain snake and found the access port in the basement and pushed the clog onto the septic tank. Pulls the snake out without using gloves, rolls it up and carries the dripping mess to his van.
As he is wiping his hands on a rag that was black but could see that at one time is was white I ask how much I owed him. He had arrive within about 20 minutes of my call and it took him less than fifteen minutes to clear the drain.
He tells me $200.00 cash or $250.00 if I write a check. He sees the displeasure on my face and laughs when he tells me its a good thing that it is not a holiday on a Sunday because it would have been $300.00 cash.
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I don't know you, so I may be wrong, but I don't think this lingerie will look good on you.
A great article on jeeps in crates. I thought I'd seen an article on modern reproduction "jeeps in crates", but couldn't find it.
Lingerie is all about making them feel sexy. Could look like a potato sack to us.I was thinking for my better half, but now you have me wondering.
that lingerie that we all are drooling over will only look good on a very tight/fit body posing.
And fat/loose skin with those straps are a disaster waiting to happen lol
if the significant other can pull it off good for you...if you can pull it off ...I really don’t want to know
As someone who is in charge of about 240ish full grown idiots at work that saying really hits home.
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That's the driving argument for why people are using/in favor of using crypocurrency. Since there is a finite amount and they cant just print more then its more stable like precious metal prices. Well either that or its the worlds biggest ponzi scheme i'm not sure.
I threw my degree away and went back to the trades, my job prospects have never been better.
Social Influencer and Gender Expert…In this day…a HIGHLY sought after Profession.
I'm not even sure what a social influencer is. I've just heard the term over and over and over...
Walked into Home Depot this morning and the lady at the door asked if she could offer me a mask. Thanked her and replied I did not need one. I see more and more folks ignoring the signs and I've yet to see anyone go all Karen...but I still have my hopes up.
Not to mention the fact that the people who can do things with their hand will be able to take care of themselves and their own while people with degrees will be trying to figure out how to change a light bulb.
You should see the shit people call the Fire Department for.
Civilian friend of mine found it quite funny when I told him "there's plenty of times they just needed a man. There was an adult male human there, but they still needed a man".
Turned off many a water meter, explained many times their CO/smoke detector is beeping just because it needs a new battery. Yes the oven is smoking, you have it on self clean, leave it alone. No it won't catch the house on fire, it is an insulated steel box.
I could go on...
I had someone shove their six foot Christmas tree up the chimney and try to burn it, almost lost the house (the chimney was totaled.)
Do Amish guys "rowboat" their women?
Well that sounds like one hell of a plan. Not an intelligent one but a plan none the less
Bout 20 years ago, a local restaurant decided to have a new year's party for the employees. Thought it was a good idea to ease the Christmas tree in and burn it a little at a time.
It didn't work out that way. I bet it took about .05 second to turn into a Montey Python line.
RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Probably doesn't come in your size....
So who does an SJW feminist usually call when she needs help with a flat tire?
99% of the leftist feminist nazi counselors are very liberated and will let you know about it until it’s time to pay for dinner.
Don’t get me started about the Hildabeast quote on women suffering more than men in war. I’d like to see her repeat that at a VA hospital.
WW1 veteran returning home...
"You banned what and you gave who the right to vote?"
"You banned what and you gave who the right to vote?"
I bet they use glue for hairspray, breed and voted for dementia Joe
Is this a test? Lemmie see....
1) Blow jobs. Lots of 'em. Then more. And then we always have to deal with morning wood.
2) Doggy style. (While watching Caddy Shack and various porn)
3) Barbequed chicken style. For the ego trip.
We should start a Motivational MILF picture thread?
Not unless Frank installs a schwing emoji.
Hey, just think: If the dumbass Biden administration applies this logic to gun control, they will remove the application process for suppressors and give you two free a year as a supplemental Covid bailout. Free primers for all handloaders and a 357 magnum for every case of empties you drop off at the liquor store.
I don't know about them using glue for hairspray but I know this girl did. Big thinker that one.
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Jesus Christ. Give someone an extra chromosome and they think they gotta one up everybody
She looks like Vader in empire strikes back or as the nerds call it ...just empire... when the general walks in on him when he was getting the gorilla glue cut out of his head in his special gorilla glue removal chamber. Once again George Lucas spoke the future to us all. hastag # lucadamas
Hey now that's an "influencer" you're talking about. I heard that they are something special on social media.
From what I gather they try to "influence" you to do dumb sh*t. It's a big deal and makes you important.
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