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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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MATH PROBLEM....
I love math tricks. This one really works! It will take you only about ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.

DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom. You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two-digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
 
went to the gym last night for my exercises with shoulder recovery. this huge tree walks in and right past me. goes to set up his exercises, while looking around to see who is at the gym he spots me giving him the bird. puts on mad face before cracking up in laughter. comes over to say hello and tells me "i was wondering which pipsqueak was brave enough to give me the bird". gotta love old friends who one hasn't seen in a while. but the gold part was the look on other gym members faces, probably thinking this guy is either fucking brave or crazy giving that guy the middle finger :ROFLMAO:
 
went to the gym last night for my exercises with shoulder recovery. this huge tree walks in and right past me. goes to set up his exercises, while looking around to see who is at the gym he spots me giving him the bird. puts on mad face before cracking up in laughter. comes over to say hello and tells me "i was wondering which pipsqueak was brave enough to give me the bird". gotta love old friends who one hasn't seen in a while. but the gold part was the look on other gym members faces, probably thinking this guy is either fucking brave or crazy giving that guy the middle finger :ROFLMAO:

Good thing it wasn't a case of mistaken identity.....
 

went to the gym last night for my exercises with shoulder recovery. this huge tree walks in and right past me. goes to set up his exercises, while looking around to see who is at the gym he spots me giving him the bird. puts on mad face before cracking up in laughter. comes over to say hello and tells me "i was wondering which pipsqueak was brave enough to give me the bird". gotta love old friends who one hasn't seen in a while. but the gold part was the look on other gym members faces, probably thinking this guy is either fucking brave or crazy giving that guy the middle finger :ROFLMAO:
They thought they were going to witness a pipsqueak (your term not mine) get screwed into the ground.
 
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They thought they were going to witness a pipsqueak (your term not mine) get screwed into the ground.
Well I’ve know of a few “pipsqueaks” in my life that “ screwed” bigger guys in the ground. It’s not how big the dog is, how big his bite is!
 
They thought they were going to witness a pipsqueak (your term not mine) get screwed into the ground.
even with one bad shoulder, not my strong side, I still got legs and my strong arm that remember Kyokushin, plus smaller guys are fast on their feet 😁