Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Crazy what a grain of sand traveling 30,000 mph can do.
This needs to have one of those "Warning! Flashing lights can cause seizures" signs attached to it.
Had wife make this sign for my barber (pictured).
The one on the far right lmao
This looks like and SNL skit. Gumby should be presenting.
Where do I find this in a form that can be bought?
My God that place has changed between my first trip 15 years ago and my last trip 7 years ago and now. Remarkably commercialized strip of blacktop. on the first trip, the gas station had 2 pumps and only a couple of T-shirts and 2 bikes in the lot. The second trip the gas station was a circus and the lot was full. On a Tuesday. I would not think about getting near there now. Not too far away is the Cherohala skyway. a beautiful road to nowhere and had no one on it. Great turns too but only fun at 2x the speed limit.
Damn they still let stuumblefuuq out to drive his yellow vagina?
That's a secret they can keep...
A local news story the other day was about an 18 year old that crossed the center line and hit another bike Head on. They went on and on about the kid and his love of riding that road and how great a rider he was. My first thought was.... I am glad I don't go near that shit show. Second thought.... Maybe they should ask the guy that he hit about this 18 year olds ability. Third thought.... WTF happened to the guy that he hit? They never said!!
Two years ago a guy and his friend came down from up north somewhere. One ran into the back of the other one in a curve. Off road and down 50 feet or so they went. The guy in front died on impact with the bottom. The second lived for several days and was found. They went on and on about his final recording to his family (before his cell battery died) and several other messages he left. They called him a hero for surviving. Ummmm, he killed his friend! No mention of him recognizing that he caused the situation because he lacks the skills to deal with the roads or him killing his friend.
Two years ago a guy and his friend came down from up north somewhere. One ran into the back of the other one in a curve. Off road and down 50 feet or so they went. The guy in front died on impact with the bottom. The second lived for several days and was found. They went on and on about his final recording to his family (before his cell battery died) and several other messages he left. They called him a hero for surviving. Ummmm, he killed his friend! No mention of him recognizing that he caused the situation because he lacks the skills to deal with the roads or him killing his friend.
There's enough risk to riding to add in these shit stains that think that the road is a race track and they own it.
Wonder why the super advanced volume is the only one looking practically unused?,
Been there. Used to get them a ton in high school and college from track&field. Finally had a doctor cut my big toe-nails completely out. She did it right, they grew back just fine, and I’ve never had another since.
That's a real ouchie right there. Skip to 3:15 for the action.
Well, I just happen to have $6, so... looks like 2 inexpensive nights out!
Would have been fun to watch I’m sure, but fuck Facecrook tracking me to do it.
So that's where "pig in a blanket" comes from.
Absolutely glorious!
You can still use her, just ask to measure from the stem towards the head. Works for me, but again, I'm cheap.
I didn’t know Miss Piggy was in Star Wars?!
TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes
smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
. . . And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house
#9....definitely #9
