Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Absolutely!! You know she won't be able to run very fast! Hell just toss down some marbles and she won't get past the bedroom door
Does she work at IHOP?
If she is Asian, is her name Eireen?
I'd say we could split her but it wouldn't work out!!!
plus she's a space saver in the freezer.How do u make a wish with that one?
18% actually.
Sorry. Not really.
still a great joke.
Had a chick ask me to meet for a drink the other night. Gave me her number, she texted me a few hrs later.
Then later texted me her address to meet her at her appt.
then (before I arrived) asked how many hours of service I wanted.
$400/hr.
Told her primers, powder, and bullets were too high to be paying that. And that Im not into paying anyways.
pretty sure she was a cop.
She had 2 legs and was smokin.
wonder if she would pro-rate me for my 37 seconds?
You should have asked how many inches she wanted….$150 an inch……..18% actually.
Sorry. Not really.
still a great joke.
Had a chick ask me to meet for a drink the other night. Gave me her number, she texted me a few hrs later.
Then later texted me her address to meet her at her appt.
then (before I arrived) asked how many hours of service I wanted.
$400/hr.
Told her primers, powder, and bullets were too high to be paying that. And that Im not into paying anyways.
pretty sure she was a cop.
She had 2 legs and was smokin.
wonder if she would pro-rate me for my 37 seconds?
Take her other leg and her name is Cunswalo
Too bad is a poorly done photoshop...
But it does remind me of a prostitute at the "Compound" near Incirlik Air Base. Sadly, she was the best looking one there.
Close call!
Hit
This one has a prostate.
