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The D

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    Sorry guys, looks like the gay orgies are going to have to be stopped for a few weeks to flatten the curve. And you’re going to have to double up on masks for your butt. One pair next to your skin and another on the outside of the leather chaps
     

    Sorry guys, looks like the gay orgies are going to have to be stopped for a few weeks to flatten the curve. And you’re going to have to double up on masks for your butt. One pair next to your skin and another on the outside of the leather chaps
    Does that include soccer games and the WNBA? What will ESPN do?
     
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    Maybe theyll require all gay males to wear rubber full body suits when they do each other.

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    Sorry guys, looks like the gay orgies are going to have to be stopped for a few weeks to flatten the curve. And you’re going to have to double up on masks for your butt. One pair next to your skin and another on the outside of the leather chaps
    I ate so much monkey meat on a stick off the streets of Olongapo City R.P. in the 70’s , I acquired immunity I think ….after the bouts dysentery 🙈
    homie don’t play that game.
     
    Does this mean another year of free rent for people and another trillion dollar aid package? What group of people will lose their jobs for vaccine refusal on this deal? Do people get to work from home for another year now? Is there going to be a butt scans at retail stores? Will the govt shut down resturants agains? Which beaches and parks get shut down this time? Please tell me Fauci will be back in the spot light.
     
    I'm going to predict, based on the mask mandate, that the CDC will recommend all straight men wear a condom AT ALL TIMES to prevent the spread, and will need to wear said condom's on penis for 2 weeks, then 2 months, then 2 years.
     
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    Are they going to close all the lakes so I can't fish again? Cause me on a boat by myself handing out face piercing to bass was a threat to public saftey in 2020....
    You are obviously an extremist, (insert meaningless trope), terrorist
     
    Some homo had the dog licking peanut butter off his asshole and got the dog an STD too. How disgusting are these people, this virus is proof they will fuck pets or kids or whatever to appease their desires for anything other than pussy.

     
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    Some homo had the dog licking peanut butter off his asshole and got the dog an STD too. How disgusting are these people, this virus is proof they will fuck pets or kids or whatever to appease their desires for anything other than pussy.

    I’m playing devil’s advocate here and steel-manning this argument.

    It’s been widely reported that the monkeycovaids spreads through sweat and saliva. So it’s entirely plausible that pets and children can be infected just by casual contact. It’s not always the case that a child or pet infection is the worst case scenario
     
    Some homo had the dog licking peanut butter off his asshole and got the dog an STD too. How disgusting are these people, this virus is proof they will fuck pets or kids or whatever to appease their desires for anything other than pussy.

     
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