...... so like I was saying if you sell that months allotment of candles, they use the proceeds to go towards the next months, and you get a bonus paid in essential oils! Let me know if I can sign you up!
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...... so like I was saying if you sell that months allotment of candles, they use the proceeds to go towards the next months, and you get a bonus paid in essential oils! Let me know if I can sign you up!
"Right over there is where you can fuck off with this thread."
"Well I'm not that into you, but...... my Mom over there....like.....really wants that dick some kind of bad."
I luv puke all over the dude his first kiss ends in total disaster as she yaks all over the inside of his pick up truck the entire way home .
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“I left my tits over there, I’m drunk go get them for me”
"So then they cut off my dick, gave me a pair of fake titties, and some meds. Did I tell you this one already? When were you planning on giving me a ring?"
That guy over there said you are gay cause you shoot a 6.5 Creedmoor !
We should move to Wyoming, and raise pigeons!
Blah blah blah buh blah blah blah.
Good grief, this shit again," eye roll "
Good grief, this shit again," eye roll "
Are you listening to me?
Because you don't look like you're listening to me!
Because you don't look like you're listening to me!
Damn! This thread should come with a warning for anyone who's drinking good liquor:
PROCEED WITH CAUTION - READING THIS MAY CAUSE SPIT-TAKES
Well done, gentlemen!
PROCEED WITH CAUTION - READING THIS MAY CAUSE SPIT-TAKES
Well done, gentlemen!
That was my first take on it, too. You beat me to it, so I'll go with:
"Check out my elbows - they bend the wrong way!"
"That Bender guy over there....he poked me with his tiny stick!"
I know this is our first date, but just to let you know: I fuck your dad, mom, sister and your two brothers at the same time. How old is your grandpa again?
"How do you feel now, that not only you've got three shots of that shit but you've been harassing us nonstop trying to get the rest of us to get it all through last year, and today that quack doctor that you worshipped like a god just quit like a bitch? How do you feel now?"
"Does this arm I got that last shot in look different?"
I know this is our first date, but just to let you know: I fuck your dad, mom, sister and your two brothers at the same time. How old is your grandpa again?
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