This just in Roswell is real.......

Maggot · Jun 5, 2023

Klingons

How come they have only crashed or landed in the USA?

Atomic_Lobster · Jun 5, 2023

Because we don't have a border and any ole alien can come in

DarnYankeeUSMC · Jun 5, 2023

He's lying. Shaking your head no while saying yes is a tell

Maggot · Jun 5, 2023

DarnYankeeUSMC said:
He's lying. Shaking your head no while saying yes is a tell

15 minutes of fame.

Im2bent · Jun 5, 2023

He's got backup......

kenny1773 · Jun 5, 2023

Aliens?? No we are from France

Bender · Jun 5, 2023

Google Project Blue Beam.

ColinW · Jun 5, 2023

Yeahhh.....Okay. That's all bullshit. He just want's recognition for blowing a whistle.

Project blue beam apparently beamed him right in the head.

Cardboard55 · Jun 5, 2023

Bender said:
Google Project Blue Beam.

Project Blue Balls

Bender · Jun 5, 2023

And watch this. Stuff he claimed 30 years ago have been verified recently. It’s not new.

acudaowner · Jun 5, 2023

project blue waffle it's a real eye opener .

theLBC · Jun 5, 2023

i think this is the same story?

In a Debrief exclusive, Ralph Blumenthal and Leslie Kean report that a former official says the U.S. has retrieved craft of non-human origin.

thedebrief.org

JoshPutman · Jun 5, 2023

Jigstick · Jun 5, 2023

But did they eat the aliens asshole?

BCP · Jun 5, 2023

Guy looks like he's full of shit but I still think Roswell was real.

BCP · Jun 5, 2023

Atomic_Lobster said:
Because we don't have a border and any ole alien can come in

The flying saucer they have at Area 51 is an intergalactic taco truck.

hlee · Jun 6, 2023

BCP said:
The flying saucer they have at Area 51 is an intergalactic taco truck.

Soft tacos?

Dispatcher91 · Jun 6, 2023

NASA detected a base of Klingons on the dark side of Uranus.

BCP · Jun 6, 2023

hlee said:
Soft tacos?

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