This just in Roswell is real.......

[Im2bent]

 

[Maggot]

Klingons

How come they have only crashed or landed in the USA?

 

[Atomic_Lobster]

Because we don't have a border and any ole alien can come in

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

He's lying. Shaking your head no while saying yes is a tell

 

[Maggot]

He's lying. Shaking your head no while saying yes is a tell

15 minutes of fame.

 

[Im2bent]

He's got backup......

 

[kenny1773]

Aliens?? No we are from France

 

[Bender]

Google Project Blue Beam.

 

[ColinW]

Yeahhh.....Okay. That's all bullshit. He just want's recognition for blowing a whistle.

Project blue beam apparently beamed him right in the head.

 

[Cardboard55]

Google Project Blue Beam.

Project Blue Balls

 

[Bender]

And watch this. Stuff he claimed 30 years ago have been verified recently. It’s not new.

 

[acudaowner]

project blue waffle it's a real eye opener .

 

[theLBC]

i think this is the same story?

Intelligence Officials Say U.S. Has Retrieved Craft of Non-Human Origin - The Debrief

In a Debrief exclusive, Ralph Blumenthal and Leslie Kean report that a former official says the U.S. has retrieved craft of non-human origin.

thedebrief.org

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[Jigstick]

But did they eat the aliens asshole?

 

[BCP]

Guy looks like he's full of shit but I still think Roswell was real.

 

[BCP]

Because we don't have a border and any ole alien can come in

The flying saucer they have at Area 51 is an intergalactic taco truck.

 

[hlee]

The flying saucer they have at Area 51 is an intergalactic taco truck.

Soft tacos?

 

[Dispatcher91]

NASA detected a base of Klingons on the dark side of Uranus.

 

[BCP]

Soft tacos?