Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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True story, I have rabbit fight club in the backyard on many nights
There is a town in the Caribbean I forget where, St. somewhere, called Hell that looks just like this (minus the snow capped mountain).
All that is there is a little shack for a post office where you can literally send postcards from hell
Living the best life, no expense spared.
After sitting in a barn for 26 years that’s what rodent urine will do to the inside of a vehicle.
9 new amendments our constitution definitely needs.
I especially like the one about the right to bear larger, more powerful arms.
Rather than an A-10, could I have an F-22 please?
(Its Babylon Bee if you haven’t already guessed
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- All Major League Baseball players must be born in the United States:This will also contract the league to only 3 teams.
- Prohibition of live-action Disney remakes: To avoid corrupting future generations.
- The right to bear larger, even more powerful arms: As the Founding Fathers intended.
- Failure to return shopping carts to the corral will be punishable by death: No exceptions.
- The right to an affordable A-10 Warthog: Some of these are just basic common sense
- Reaching a minimum score on an IQ test will be required to vote: Sorry, Katy Perry.
- All future candidates for president must have a pulse: It’s best to have this clarified once and for all.
- Libertarians shall be required to read at least one book other than Atlas Shrugged: Just one more book. Literally any other one.
- All presidents shall be appointed by all-powerful federal judges: This will more closely reflect the nation’s current hierarchy of power.
I especially like the one about the right to bear larger, more powerful arms.
Rather than an A-10, could I have an F-22 please?
(Its Babylon Bee if you haven’t already guessed
. ).
Similar thoughts here. Heel of palm to the tip of the nose. Very disorienting and very bloody.
9 new amendments our constitution definitely needs.
- All Major League Baseball players must be born in the United States:This will also contract the league to only 3 teams.
- Prohibition of live-action Disney remakes: To avoid corrupting future generations.
- The right to bear larger, even more powerful arms: As the Founding Fathers intended.
- Failure to return shopping carts to the corral will be punishable by death: No exceptions.
- The right to an affordable A-10 Warthog: Some of these are just basic common sense
- Reaching a minimum score on an IQ test will be required to vote: Sorry, Katy Perry.
- All future candidates for president must have a pulse: It’s best to have this clarified once and for all.
- Libertarians shall be required to read at least one book other than Atlas Shrugged: Just one more book. Literally any other one.
- All presidents shall be appointed by all-powerful federal judges: This will more closely reflect the nation’s current hierarchy of power.
I especially like the one about the right to bear larger, more powerful arms.
Rather than an A-10, could I have an F-22 please?
(Its Babylon Bee if you haven’t already guessed
Sorry, but the shopping cart thing is a non-starter. If it weren't for folks who leave their shopping carts all over the place, the retarded and seniors who failed to prepare for retirement would have no jobs. Leave your shopping cart in a ditch at the far end of the parking lot... You are a "job creator!" Be proud of your contributions to society!
