Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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I moved from Iowa to Florida and had to work with some dipshit from NY. My first day there he found out I came from IA he asked me what Iowa stood for, assuming I hadn’t heard the joke several thousand times already. It was amazing getting to watch his disappointment that I already knew what he was going to say

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Not until I spray RAID Wasp & Hornet Killer up that hole. That stuff is great and it sprays a 12 foot jet in front so you don't have to be anywhere near that nest....

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I really like the foaming one. Not as far reaching but once you get a little in the hole they can’t fly out. Even if the crawl out they can’t fly.
 
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Lots of artificial intelligence generated images, making it into this thread still….

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Why not?

We eat highly - processed fake food.
We live vicariously through fake online avatars.
We're culturally pretentious, transactional, and just so damned fake to begin with.

I daresay this is a step forward, nay - natural evolution! :ROFLMAO:
 
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An American Bowhunter's wholesome adventure in Africa.

Paul Tudor Jones II is a legendary American bowhunter, modern frontiersman, high powered corporate leader, and a pro-hunting advocate whose conservation efforts and influence from the massive land companies he manages, have seen millions of acres of wilderness in North America and Africa preserved for future generations of outdoors sports lovers. Mr. PTJ II parties it up with members of the Hadza hunter gatherer tribe in Tanzania where his firms are currently working to protect vast swaths of safari wilderness.


Actually just saw this earlier this afternoon. Bettin the tribe is gonna be loading up the Amazon cart after he leaves. They seemed pretty blown away by the tech.
 
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Why not?

We eat highly - processed fake food.
We live vicariously through fake online avatars.
We're culturally fake, pretentious, and transactional to begin with.

I daresay this is a step forward, nay - natural evolution! :ROFLMAO:
The gorilla grip robot pussy with ultra suction and 46 vibration modes would be hard to beat
 
It's funny. My dearly departed 82 y/o Aunt decided to live by herself in the house she shared with her husband after he passed. She lived that way for three years before she passed, herself. She was mobile so that wasn't an issue. But we were worried about her. We got her one of those "I've fallen and I can't get up" necklaces. So, here she is in this huge house by herself. Her neighbor was nearby and always checked in. She (the neighbor) was on the "neclace" phone list, along with my Aunt's two daughters.

All that said, my Aunt was a staunch anti-gunner. Hated them with a passion. Oddly enough, she was pretty skilled at using a knife, and she kept one with her near her bedside. While getting her Master's Degree at Columbia U in NYC (and having just got her Bachelors at Sarah Lawrence College in the Bronx), she used to carry that knife around. That, and a scalpel for dissecting things (a biology teacher degree). I reminded her that she needed some sort of weapon that would allow her to keep distance from her and her potential assailant. She can only use a knife when she's going "hand to hand" (unless she wants to take that one shot and throw it), and combat might be a tad difficult during these times, given the "disparity of force." As a joke, I suggested she use her can of RAID Wasp and Hornet killer as it would give her at least 12 feet of separation. I know you can't use RAID for defense. It's considered a dangerous weapon within that context.

Wouldn't ya know... Upon my next visit to her house, there sat that can of RAID Wasp & Hornet killer, right near her bedside. :eek: Thankfully, she never needed to use it defensively.
Few of the gals at work keep it at their desks as a defence. The boss lady is 84 and thinks it's dumb compared to her .380.
 

As it turns out, I actually went to the real "Soup Nazi" (an Iranian gentleman by the name of Ali "Al" Yeganeh) when he had the curbside kitchen ("Soup Kitchen International"). It was located between Broadway and 8th Ave. on 55th st. And, trust me, the lines wrapped all the way around 55th onto 8th avenue and beyond. I got there at 10:30a so I believe I recall joining the line on 55th before it turned onto 8th ave. Still, the line did move quickly, as expected.

Most of the people on-line were well behaved and got their soup and bag of goodies, pretty promptly. There were only a few hecklers that ruffled his feathers (and he let them know about it), but most of them were not waiting in line. He actually greeted you personally (i.e. "May I help you?").. You gave him your order, you paid him directly and then you moved to the right to wait your order. You better know in advance what you wanted (most people on-line did) or read the menu board quickly.

I ordered an "Extra Large" Crab Bisque. You could see the empty containers stapled onto the menu board. it was $18.00. As he took my cash, he repeated back to me, "Extra Large" and I nodded. I watched him, and he actually got a "large" container (not "extra large") when he served me. Otherwise, no other issues. I certainly wasn't going to complain about it. I got my package and enjoyed my soup.... what less of it I got. And, trust me, it was good. You got the Soup, a piece of Italian bread, a small bunch of grapes and a macaroon.

I didn't get another chance to go back to him, but I probably wouldn't anyway. Still pissed off about paying for an extra large and getting only a large. :mad:
 
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As it turns out, I actually went to the real "Soup Nazi" when he had the curbside kitchen ("Soup Kitchen International"). It was located near 8th Ave. & 55th st. And, trust me, the lines wrapped all the way around 55th onto 8th avenue and beyond. I got there at 10:30a so I believe I recall joining the line on 55th before it turned onto 8th ave. Still, the line did move quickly, as expected.

Most of the people on-line were well behaved and got their soup and bag of goodies, pretty promptly. There were only a few hecklers that ruffled his feathers (and he let them know about it), but most of them were not waiting in line. He actually greeted you personally (i.e. "May I help you?").. You gave him your order, you paid him directly and then you moved to the right to wait your order. You better know in advance what you wanted (most people on-line did) or read the menu board quickly.

I ordered an "Extra Large" Crab Bisque. You could see the empty containers stapled onto the menu board. it was $18.00. As he took my cash, he repeated back to me, "Extra Large" and I nodded. I watched him, and he actually got a "large" container (not "extra large") when he served me. Otherwise, no other issues. I certainly wasn't going to complain about it. I got my package and enjoyed my soup.... what less of it I got. And, trust me, it was good. You got the Soup, a piece of Italian bread, a small bunch of grapes and a macaroon.

I didn't get another chance to go back to him, but I probably wouldn't anyway. Still pissed off about paying for an extra large and getting only a large. :mad: